BORN JUNE 17TH 19531
To Eldridge and Dorothy Armstrong2
a baby girl 6lb.6oz.at Josephine3
general hospital in grants pass Or.4
they named me Doris,and I don't recall5
much about life until I was about five,6
we lived behind the Murphy creek saw mill.7
well one day my older brother was telling8
me that if I put on one of mom's girly things9
(pad) that I could pee my pants and not get wet10
well I gave it a try,he was wrong,pee was 11
running all down my legs,cant recall if this12
was before or after my brother got in to the 13
batch of home made beer,wow did that make him14
mean,he was busting out the windows in the garage15
mom really had her hands full that day,it wasn't16
to long until he was sleeping like a baby.17
I also have two younger brothers and a sister,well18
brother number two he had a fit kicking and screaming19
for what seemed like hours after dad left for work20
and mom she would always put up with it,I thought he21
was a spoiled brat,he even got to go to the store and22
pick out a special cup for giving up his bottle(the big baby)23
brother three and my only sister was still in diapers and24
on the bottle.25
you know I think this was the same year me and my older26
brother gave dad a tank of gas out of the dirty diaper tub27
we got a lot of thanks for that.28
years passed and we thought we were all grow up as most29
teens seem to think at this age.30
mom and dad met Mike and Kate,they had lots of kids to31
play with,we all went fishing and would come home with32
lots of fish for a fish fry.life was fun fun fun.me and33
two of Mike and Kati's girls we talked about what else34
boys,I was in love with the boy next door to me.him and35
I went to the drive in movies to the skating rink or just36
went to pipers hamburger stand.most days it was floating37
down the rivers here in the rouge valley.I got married way38
to young I was fourteen to the boy next door.two of my 39
brothers got married young also,they was eighteen to Mike40
and Kati's girls.so now my friends are my sister in laws.41
I don't think I have any friends,about the whole town is42
family,I tell my kids to be real sure that the one you 43
are dating is not family.44
life here in the rouge valley is slow pace just the way 45
I like it,all my brothers and most of my children still46
live here.this is home.good clean fun lots of fresh air47
and lots of rivers and trees.home is where your heart is48
and my heart is right here.I might add to this later on49
but for now I am done.Well I'm back to blab just a bit more.50
my daugther Dusty is going to have a baby in about four more51
months,she went to the Dr yesterday and he told her she is52
going to have a girl,said he is 75 to 80 per cent sure of it.53
well he better be right,I am counting on it.girls are sweet54
and there are lots of cute frilly things for them,I would55
love it the same if it was a boy.we will see in a short while.56
Going back in time one of the things I can remember about my57
brother number two is he had a way with money that the rest of58
us kids didn't.he could save his until he had enough to by59
what ever it was he wanted,the rest of us we would spend it60
as fast as we got it,he is a inventor also,he has come up with61
lots of things,that if only he could get it to market he would62
be a rich man,and he is the hunter and fisherman of the family63
not that the rest of us don't like to do the same things,he64
is the kind that lives for it.he is still spoiled.he has the65
best of the big boy toys,but then he has worked hard all his66
life and I'm glad he has the toys he wants.now a little about67
brother number three,he was real sick when he was about six68
and had to have a tuter come to the house for his schooling,69
and yes the rest of us thought he was the BIG BABY.but looking70
back on it now he got left out of a lot fun kid things that71
the rest of us got to do,like going to the fair and going out72
side to play.he was stuck inside and in bed,for about a year.73
and from not getting to do anything he put on lots of weight,74
I guess life for him was never much fun.but now he seems to be75
happy in his life,or I hope he is.My sister she lives in the76
same state as the rest of us do but a few hundred miles north,77
she lives in a group home for the mentally challenged,I have not78
seen her for about two years now but I do know she is happy,her79
life is better up there then if one of us was trying to keep her,80
she has a job,she likes to go to the hot tubs and she likes to81
listen to Elvis on her boom box.I know she is happy.well that kind82
of tells a little about my siblings,my butt is kind of hurting so I 83
have got to go walk it off.later I will add more,,84
What did you think? Please comment!
Comments
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this is cute reminds me of some people i know.. Linda
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Thank you for your comment on my short story and do write about your siblings,I have allot more to add to mine but I keep putting it off,but I do want all my kids to read it some day just to know a little more about me,I will be looking for one from you so get the fingers a working and put the computer to work on your story,again thank's allot for your comment
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Great Memories
This is great. You have inspired me to write about my siblings. This will take me time to think of what to say since there are six of us. We live all over the country now. Thanks for sharing. -
This is a great story i bet you got a million of them. You need to write them down while you can still remember them
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Thanks Huntress for taking the time to read my story,I'm sure you know I have left out a lot of things but little at a time I will add to it.again thanks.
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Sometimes when i think back on things it seems like a dream that happened to someone else. Thanks for taking us down your memory lane. Sounds like a great childhood
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Thanks Patty,life was so simple back then but it seems like another life,as if it is a story in a book,one I kind of skiped some of the pages of.its hard to come up with all the other stuff.oh well I guess thats the way it is for me.love ya sis.
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Thank you tootyfruity4hoty.It seems like the little things in life is what makes one laugh,I'm glad you like my story to this point.I will get to writing more later.again thank you.
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I was hoping you would get a kick out of this,its kind of funny the things that stick in our heads for years,like the peeing in my pants part.that was all your fault you know.love ya bro #1.
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GOOD JOB
This is so funny but so true and it sure was a lot of fun back when we all was young haha
I realy look forward to the rest of your story
lots of love Patty
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this is soo halarious lol
i am still laughin' i hope you do good in further stories lol
or as i like to call them humerous ones lol i hope you keep writing stories for people i loved it and nobody can change what i think so GOOD LUCK
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great job
This is funny I am laughing my a-- off but its true
reading this bring back memroies I have'nt thought about for a while
lots of love bro # 1 Sam
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