Dr Luv and a Caller

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Ladies and Gents come gather round.  This is the show for ya'll singles out there. Got love and still got questions, falling in love and want know about it just turn the radio up and give us a ring for the lovely and loveless Dr. Luv. 2

*Dr. Luv steps up to the mike.*
Howdy all! You gotta question bout your love life and I got the answers. Now dont be asking me bout mine cause I aint got one. Will tell you though the answers from me are only my opinion but hey you want answers with 100% certainty then you gotta go to God. He may have given me the gift of gab but I aint got His knowledge.
You may ask what makes me the expert here and you know sometimes so do I. I guess its all gotta do with two things. I am observant with my eyes and ears and heck I aint afraid to say whats on my mind.
Hey being that I am the loveless Dr. Luv you could be thinking man she don't know nuthin and to tell you the truth you could be right. All I know is what my visions of love are and man they're something. I tend to be very practical and straightforward with everything I say so you better watch out. You dont want honesty and you dont want it laid out for you well then child don't even be thinking about calling this here number cause I ain't gonna play at what I do here.
Love is a very important thing in life. Some people got it and some people don't. Love ain't a sexual activity so don't be asking me bout those. It ain't a mere good feeling. Love is the complete and total connection of two people. Honey, the Bible says two become one and that's how it goes. Those of us who aint got the love feel an emptiness that we want filled. Aint no mere date or romp in the sack gonna get that emptiness filled so don't be looking for those. We gonna fill that hole with a connection Heavenly sent and that lifetime commitment.
Well times up today so I'll be chit chatting with you on the next show. Honey, bring those questions and a loveless Christian brotha who needs the hook up to me. Number is 3624563 with the questions and the brothas.
Dont forget, no fairytale began with the princess or prince in love so keep up the hope, work through the drama, and know that someday your love will come.
Chitchat with ya later and keep it real.3


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Ladies and Gents come gather round. Its now time for the show speaking to yall singles out there. Got love and still got questions, falling in love and want know about it just turn the radio up and give us a ring for the lovely and loveless Dr. Luv. 7

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Dr. Luv--- Whazzup yall. Dr. Luv is in da house. Welcome to the show! I know you have questions and I have answers, unless it concerns my own love life. I mean come on ya'll where is my love? Man somethings gotta give. But hey we aren't here to talk about my love life or lack there of, we are here for you. So lets start taking the calls. Caller one your up what's your name and name your troubles.9

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Caller 1--- Well Dr. Luv I am Mailee and I totally met this great dude online. Problem is he lives down under.11

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Dr. Luv--- That can be a problem. Its kinda hard to snuggle on the net. I mean come one those corners on that CPU can be so hard. Just kidding so what's the question hon? I ain't got the money to give ya transportation.13

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Caller 1--- *giggling* Dr. Luv you make me laugh. *more serious now* The problem I have is should I pursue this? I talk to him on the phone every morning and every night? I have 2 friends who know about my internet romance and they both seem to be ok with it. I just don't know. I mean do internet relationships ever really work?15

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Dr. Luv--- Well honey, all I can say is no matter what your friends say and what the world says you have gotta listen only to two. Gotta give God His props. That's the first thing you gotta do, take your question straight to the top. Ask Him, that gave us life, if this dude from down under is meant for you. Then all you gotta do is follow His directions.17

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Caller 1--- Dr. Luv, I don't know why I didn't think of that myself. Thank you so much.19

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Dr. Luv--- You knew it you just needed someone to confirm it. Honey, you know who you gotta follow. Follow God in all ya do and He's gonna keep it flowing for ya. Well that’s the show for today ya’ll. Don’t forget got some questions about your love life or even that Christian good-looking single brutha with no love in ya life; just give Dr. Luv a call. Talk to ya later and keep it real. 21

Author notes

Being that this is a dialogue I chose to not use good grammar because we don't always speak with good grammar. My character is a very quirky, opinionated woman from a very diverse background.

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  • seasonsoflove
    September 20

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    Great work here!!

    Plot: 3
    Language: 3
    Theme: 3

    Total: 9

    Good job! Keep it up!


  • Jennywinnie
    June 17

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    This is all really great advice.

    You might just add spaces between the paragraphs to make it easier to read.

    Great characterization.


    • MsAlee gold member
      June 17
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      thanks for the suggestion, i thought it had spaced out but guess not.


  • outtahereall
    January 31
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    Very entertaining to read. thanks for entering.
    Tim


  • Tiger-Lily
    January 5

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    Lol, definitely entertaining, but I can't call it banter, sorry. Nevertheless, amusing idea. Thanks for entering. XD This definitely made me smile.

    - HT


    • MsAlee gold member
      January 5
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      Yeah your right its not really banter, but it sure was fun to write this conversation with myself.


  • Whispers silver member
    December 12, 2008

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    Amazing...A very different and warm-hearted look on the most complicated thing in our universe: love. Your story was sweet, funny, and touching. Who cares if it's all over the place grammatically ~ that's just the quirky nature of the character! Hmm...wish I could call Dr Luv Ultimately God is the one who shows us the way to love and eternal happiness. Bravo, hun.

    ~ Ink

    • MsAlee gold member
      December 13, 2008
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      Depends on the question I'm sure I could gather the answer from all those that inspired me for this original one.


  • cre8iv-writer
    December 11, 2008
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    This was totally cute!!! I loved the grammar, and the character!!! This was really good!!

    • MsAlee gold member
      December 11, 2008
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      Thanks for the compliments. I love trying to write in this style and its really different then I am used to. It always feels so funny to type in a way I know is grammatically incorrect but its SOOOOOOOO much of an example of how the people I work around talk.

      *hugs*


  • Sgs
    December 7, 2008

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    Different! I actually liked this because it sort of reminds me of that "Miss Cleo" who was a psychic lady who used to advertise. Good job!

    • MsAlee gold member
      December 7, 2008

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      Thanks, I didn't even think of "Miss Cleo" when I was writing it. I based the speech patterns after the family members of many of my students.


      • Sgs
        December 7, 2008
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        Oh my goddess, no way!!!


        • MsAlee gold member
          December 7, 2008
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          Oh most definitely. I love listening to them talk.


  • TNTrouble
    December 7, 2008

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    Wow...tis like nothing I have ever seen you write before darling. Good luck with the contest...tis very good.

    • MsAlee gold member
      December 7, 2008
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      LOL, thanks Love. After listening to a bunch of the grandmom's of my different students talk about different aspects of life and love I came up with this. It was actually written a few years ago. The caller 1 was based off of a good friend of mine who is now happily married to her fella from down under.

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