Getting sick of the room, and the "pascinating is fascinating" stuff, I decided to go outside in the hallway. Leaving Kasey, Alli, Norbert, Vincent, Amanda and Rex alone. What else was I supposed to do? Stay there and wait as they make me barf or something? 1
Later, I realized that they did this sort of friends thing. They told me about how Alli was Rachel and Kasey was Monica, and then they all played Poker, I don't really know. It wasn't that funny to me, of course..it was to them. What else is there to say?!2
When I walked down the hall, I saw this eery glow, it reminded me of a turtle. So I decided to go there and look at the turtle, very pretty turtle. It was blue-purpleish green, snapping turtle, and it was sitting on this cat. I don't know why it was sitting on the cat, but it was. 3
I was about to leave, because I was pretty bored of the turtle on the cat when suddenly I heard.4
"Lynne..turn around so we can see your face instead of your ass, please. No offense to you, but we don't like it all that much." I turned around in a flash, who would say something like that? My butt is NICe, it's big, and it's just nice ok?5
"Fine, I'll turn around. But what are you talking about my ass for, it's nice." 6
"Well, not to us. We're freaked out by it." The snapping turtle said. I wasn't sure if the cat was not talking or just ignoring me, or mabye it was sleeping.7
"No damn it, I'm not sleeping. Can't you see? I have a freaking blue ball in my mouth, jeez Lynne...get with it." 8
"What are we supposed to write about now?" Kasey said. I could tell she was quite annoyed with the fact that she didn't really want to write what I was writing about them. It wasn't actually me, writing this, it was her writing it for me...as you can see it's not really in my language. 9
"Damn. I'm soo annoyed now, I can't think of anything today." Well duh, Kasey..I think you need to stop writing this part for day, because well..um..it's confusing you. 10
"No It's not! IT's not confusing me at ALL! Why would you say something liket hat? JEEZ! THat just hurts me." Well..I'm done you talking for me, and typing for me...so I'm going to stop now. 11
"Fine be gone with you! Until next time." Kasey of course didn't realize, that I didn't care about next time, but others do, so whatever. Turtles are going to rule the world some day or another.12
Author notes
This....is not as agood as the others.
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Comments
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Yea there really is no aim...but still funny. I love these stories!!! You have to publish them in a book and send me a copy once they are finished!
-Biggest "Alli, Kasey, and I" fan,
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I'll do that when I'm really really REALLy hyper.
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We still need to kill the monster, or at least make him go away.... so have the monster abduct Lynne, then have someone rescue her with like.... marshmellows....
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I knew that..but you can't really think of an ending by yourself, when in the first place I'm not the first person....Lynne is..so yeah it's quite confusing when it's just you lol.
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no, it just has no aim. It's like it's wandering around, sick and dieing, and there's no one to help it. We really need to figure out an ending and piece it together from there.
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It's that crappy?
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We.... need... new...ideas.....
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