Jealous Minds Think Alike, Part One [Linkin Park]

The more that the joint disappears, the more that Rob and Mike giggle and grasp at eachother.1

Brad tries to convince Rob to come home, saying, 'You're smashed and I refuse to carry you', but Rob waves his lover away and continues to dopily listen to Mike's speech about the dog with no nose.2

'You shouldn't even be smoking in the club,' Brad protests, over Mike's complaints of 'But how does he smell?!'3

'Go 'way, Brad, you're spoiling m'fun,' Rob pouts at him and pushes on his chest. 'Go away,' he continues to insist, until Brad finally relents and walks off with a sigh, snatching Joe and dragging him with him.4

Rob turns to Mike and gasps in horror. 'Gimmesommuhthat!'5

Mike looks at Rob guiltily with the joint stuck between his lips, his eyes wide. More than half is gone now, smoked down by Mike whilst Rob was trying to get rid of his interfering and unfaithful boyfriend.6

'Wasn't me,' Mike mumbles.7

The joint falls from his lips and Mike shrieks, jumping away and whining. 'It burnt me! It burnt me! Rob!'8

Staff at the club have finally noticed; a burly security man comes over and asks them to leave. 'I ain't done nothing,' Rob sniffs. He picks up the joint and fiddles with it between his fingers, swaying slightly from side to side. Mike drapes himself onto Rob's side and sniffles like a child before shoving his hand into Rob's pocket.9

Rob wiggles uncomfortably and swats at Mike's hand. 'Whatareyoudoing!'10

'Where'd you put it.' Mike slumps slightly against Rob, making Rob giggle and stagger sideways.11

The security man scowls, and a little while later, Rob makes great friends with the pavement as he is thrown out the club. He isn't really thrown out, but as he and Mike are ushered out, he trips on the step and lands face-first on the ground. He can taste the blood and groans Mike's name.12

Mike is letting out some kind of laughter, high pitched and jittery, staggering around Rob and pointing down at him. 'Stop,' Rob whines. He rolls onto his back and stares up at Mike until the emcee helps him up. 'You're so mean.'13

'I love you,' he croons to Rob in a sing-song voice, grabbing greedily at the joint gripped tightly in Rob's fist. Rob releases it into Mike's grasp and slings an arm around Mike's shoulder.14

Mike pats Rob's crotch and then the pockets of his jeans and retrieves a lighter. Rob squirms again and slurs, 'S'makin' me - '15

'Horny? Mmm,' Mike giggles yet again and gropes at Rob's waist.16

'Not-comfy,' Rob finishes, glowering at Mike whilst trying not to fall over again.17

'S'just a jay-kay, baby,' Mike whines. 18

'I don't like you,' Rob tells him in a very matter-of-fact voice as they stagger down the road in an aimless direction.19

The joint is all gone by the time they find an empty park, and Rob allows gravity to take its course again, and falls over into the wet grass. He lets out an over-dramatic moan and claims, 'This is niiiiice. Y'should join me, Mikey, s'nice.'20

Mike continues his giggle fit then collapses into the grass next to Rob. 'Hey, didn't you have anut... anoth.. another one?'21

Rob opens one eye and rolls onto his back, starting to search his pockets. He can't remember if he had a second roll or not. 'S'okay! I'll find it,' Mike offers cheerfully, and begins to let his hands wander all over Rob's body and in his pockets.22

'Why d'you keep touching me? I has a Brad for that,' Rob complains after Mike manages to find the second joint.23

Mike lights it and flops onto his back, taking a drag before shrugging and passing it over to Rob. 'I'm not,' Mike protests.24

'You are,' Rob counters, taking as many long drags as he can before it's yanked out his hand again.25

'I'm not. I'm just helping you find things.'26

'I'm not a retard.' Rob sounds like he's about to cry. 'I'm not.' He steals the joint back and sits up, continuing to smoke it until it's almost gone. 'I'm not,' he repeats again, chucking it into the grass as far as he can and bursting into laughter as Mike begins to crawl after it, collapsing halfway through his journey. 27

'I can't be bothered,' Mike moans unhappily.28

'Ehehe,' Rob crawls after Mike and gets about level with him before he, too, can't be bothered to go any further. He lies down next to Mike and mumbles something like, 'Sleepytime.'29

'Sleepytime? It's wet and cold,' Mike snuffles.30

'Sleepytime,' Rob insists with a growl, tugging the back of Mike's shirt.31

Mike grumbles and lies his face in the grass and mutters something that sounds like, 'Sleepytime.'