the pink cat

Once upon a time there was a young girl named Martha. Martha was 15 yrs old and lived in Masterton New Zealand. While walking home from school oneday a pink cat jumped out from behind a bookshelf and tackled Martha to the ground. But just when she was about to let out a scream for help, Martha realized that the pink cat was only licking her face not trying to bite it off. At that moment Martha decided to keep the pink cat as a pet. And on the way home she decided to name her pet pink cat stef. When Martha and her new pet finally got home guess who was standing on the front porch? thats right it was Martha's mother Mary and boy was she surprised to see a pink cat following Martha into the yard! "what in world is that" shouted Mary. "Its a pink cat" answered Martha. "Dah i can see that Martha but what on earth is it doing here" said Mary. "It's my new pet" answered Martha "oh you think so do you?" remarked Mary. "I wouldn't get your hopes up you know what your father hates pink cats. But well i suppose you can keep him until your father comes home." And with that Martha grabbed Stef by the scruff of the neck and led her new pet into the house eventhough she knew her father was probably going to dissaprove once in the house Martha and Stef played and played that is until Martha's favourite television show Shortland street started. At that point Martha forgot all about Stef having an unsupervised run of the house. That is until halfway through shortland street when Martha was brought back to reality when she heard her father shout grumpily Martha get your butt in the bedroom now with that Martha rushed into the bedroom to see what all the fuss was about when she entered the bedroom there stood her father Wayne pointing toward the couch."will someone please explain that?" asked her father. Then as Martha followed her her father's finger to where it was pointing she instantly knew what her father was so upset about. There smack dab in the middle of the couch was the biggest pile of cat doo doo she had ever seen "I don't even want to know how that got there" said Wayne. "But you had better get it cleaned up now and you had better get rid of whatever it is that could have done such a thing. "Well knowing her father as well as she did Martha knew there was no sense even asking her father if she could keep stef for a pet. So without hesitation Martha set out to find where stef was hiding. After a few minutes of looking Martha discovered stef crouched beneath the table that she did her homework on. come on stef it's time to find you a new home and hey don't look at me that way i'm not the one who did the dirty deed on the couch scolded Martha. Thanks to you i'll never get to have my own pet cat and with that Martha led stef out of the house and down to the local petstore they had a pet section there and Martha knew the owner would find stef a good home. So after saying goodbye to stef and thanking the owner of the petstore Martha walked home and attemted to drown her sorrows by slamming down a half dozen lemonades but Martha's pity party came to an abrupt end when her father reminded her about the mess she had neglected to clean up. And low and behold midway through the cleanup Martha suddenly became thankful that someone else was going to have to do it from now on.