Rapunzel

Howdy I'm Rapunzel and I'm gunna tell ya'll the real story about me.1

Well we best start of at the beginning where my mama is  having some real bad cramps, because lets face it all women have them when their pregnant.Well my ma was having these cramps and at the time my ma was really crav'in radishes. So she sent my pa next door to ask for some from my dear aunt sally. Well My Aunt didn't like my pa and my pa knew it so he decided some that he would just take em'. Soo well he did . Then the next day he did it some more annd well she aint fit to have none of that so she told him she was gunna let him have em' if they gave er' me. And he actually let er' have me...just like that there.2

And when I was born he gave er' me. I was a smart kid and she raised me til' I was 5. Then Unlike wat them stories say I decided I was the boss and I was gunna raise her ...she was real darn old an I was five...so I just up and did it. 3

And well that's basically all I did.Other than saying my aunt was no bad witch.4


I just wante to take care of er'.5


And ya'll will have to live with it I guess.6


Bye Ya'll!!!