The Cheese and the Masked Penguin

The cheese looked over the mountain and viewed the icy tundra. It was the perfect place to continue his empire, and his plan to take over the world. There was nothing here to stop him...so he thought.1

His red cape billowed in the wind, and the freezing cold air made his holes tingle. He leaned forward, and plummeted off the mountain, and landed upright at the base.2

Perfect every time, he thought to himself. He saw a sled in the distance and rolled until he reached it. He stopped when he felt the hard wood beneath him. Then he leaned forward and the sled began moving. 3

The cheese stopped when he saw a swarm of penguins approaching him. One stepped forward. It was wearing a cape and a mask that looked like something Zorro would wear. 4

"What?" He seethed. Even though there was freezing cold air blowing through his holes, he felt hot with anger that this swarm dare approach him, especially when he was on the move.5

"We know your plan, Cheese," said the Masked Penguin boldly.6

"What plan?" The cheese spat. "By the way, my name isn't cheese."7

"Then what is it? Swiss?" The Masked Penguin mocked.8

"No." Said the cheese angrily. "It's Charlie."9

"Whatever, Charlie. We know that you are planning on expanding your empire here, then your going to take us as soldiers to help you expand your even further and eventually rule the world." The Masked Penguin said in one breath.10

"I don't care if you know," Charlie scoffed. "It isn't like you penguins could stop me."11

"Wanna bet?" 12

"Yeah," Charlie said, and leaned forward ever so slightly so the sled moved forward a bit. 13

"Oh yeah?" Said the penguin, stepping forward.14

"Yeah," replied Charlie menacingly. He slid forward.15

"Oh yeah?"16

"Yeah!"17

"Oh yeah?"18

"Yeah!"19

"Oh yea-"20

"Get on with the f***ing fight already!" Yelled one of the other penguins surrounding Charlie and the Masked Penguin.21

The Masked Penguin pushed Charlie. Charlie slid forward and tripped the Masked Penguin. The Masked Penguin struggled to get up, then he kicked Charlie. 22

"Wait," said the Masked Penguin.23

"What?" Said Charlie frustratedly. The Masked Penuin didn't answer, because he was already rushing away from the crown. A few moments later he was back holding a large knife and a big box of crackers.24

"Wha...What are you gonna do with, with um that...that stuff?" Asked Charlie nervously. The Masked Penuin grinned. Then he handed every penguin a cracker, and he began approaching Charlie with the knife.25

"Any of you guys hungry? I know I am!" Then he sliced a sliver of Charlie off and put it on the cracker. "Mmm...Swiss!" He said.26

It all went down hill from there. An hour later the only thing left of Charlie the Cheese were the crumbs on the ground. 27

The Masked Penguin saved the world!