Dawn of the Nerds-Part Three

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Brensy looked around the cave cautiously, hoping nobody would end up getting hurt. Some voices echoed through cave. The group followed the voices to their source, to reveal two people, or rather, two beings, fighting. One was a tall man with pointy ears, and blonde, spiked hair. He was wielding a giant sword, and was dressed in elaborate clothing. The other was a short man with orange hair and a beard. He was dressed in a green suit, and seemed to be throwing giant green marshmallows at the other man. They were surrounded by other short men, who were all chained to the wall.2

"Angrod, you will never defeat the Leprechaun King!" The short man yelled out, in an Irish accent. Apparently, from the looks of it, the short guy must've been the Leprechaun King. And the tall man was Angrod. "You aren't a Leprechaun King! You're just an Irish midget!" Angrod yelled, as he leapt forward. The Leprechaun King's marshmallow of doom flew past Angrod, barely missing. Angrod suddenly appeared where he stood before, and the Leprechaun King's head fell off. "You'll never get me l-" He didn't have time to finish his sentence, because Ashley kicked his head into a lake. "Stupid Irish midget! Suing isn't for kids!" Angrod sheathed his sword, and turned to the chained short people. 3

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The chains fell, and the short people grew in a swirl of golden sparkles. Their ears became pointy, and their hair was now long and golden. The beards were no longer present, and they bowed down to Angrod. "Thank you, Angrod Telemnar!" One of the elvish-looking creatures said. "We thought we'd be Irish leprechauns who were ex-SWAT team members for the rest of our lives, instead of American  Elves who were ex-SWAT team members!" Another elf sobbed. "Don't thank me, thank that person!" Angrod replied, randomly pointing to Jake. 5

"You! Angrod elf dude! We need your army to help defeat the Nerds!" Matt yelled, as he flamencoed with Ashley. Angrod look terrified. "NERDS?! I don't like that candy...'almost choked on a handful, once..." Sighing, Brensy tried to explain. "Not THOSE Nerds! These Nerds are the cliched kind of people. Y'know, the kind that are addicted to electronics, and dress funny, and--well, you know what I mean!" Angrod nodded. "I shall help then! As long as I get a free cow!" The whole group exited the cave. 6

Later that night, they sat around a campfire, singing songs. "And that's how grandma ate the fish caaaaaaaaaaaaakes!" Jinah finished the song off, and struck a few poses. The elves were awed, and proceeded in applauding Jinah. "I think we need to give our little group a name!" Jake said as he stood up. "How about...the Asian Ninja Elf Brigade and Co.?" Angrod slammed his fist onto a log, which splintered into a few thousand pieces. "Ow! That's brilliant!" He yelled. And that was the beginning of the Asian Ninja Elf Brigade and Co.7