Jose had left the closet. That was three hours ago. Brensy was extremely worried, because they were running out of food. If this kept up, they'd be dead by morning. "We'll never make it...we only have enough food for the next hour! We HAVE to rationalize our-" Brensy realized that the one and only Twinkie, which she spared, was just eaten by Ashley. 2
"Ashley! What in the name of Tiger Woods were you thinking?! I've gone THREE hours without food or water! I'll be dead in less than...FIVE MINUTES!" Suddenly, someone--or something--fell through the vent above them. (Cue Jaws music!...wait, no...I don't wanna be sued. >_<
3Gasping and wheezing, a very dusty trio stood up. They were students of the institute: Jinah, Leticia, and Jake. Leticia was covered in a thick, slimy goo...it reeked of fiber enhanced dietary supplement-lettuce flavoured. "Umm... ... ..." Brensy grabbed a broom, opened the door, and whacked Letecia out. She then threw the broom out at Leticia, and closed the door. "She was infected..." Brensy nodded and looked over to Ashley. "Riiiight?" And to Brensy's horror, Matt and Ashley were...4
Tap dancing! "Do do dooo dooo...ta ta ta taaaaaaaa...fwah!" Now, Brensy couldn't handle this anymore, so she did the most outrageous thing. She picked up a knife she found and slowly walked towards the couple, who were now sword dancing. "Heheheheheh." Brensy stabbed forward, and stabbed into her victim-The wall. She then cut out some of the wall, and entered through the new hole.5
Chapter Four6
Brensy was followed by Matt, who was waltzing with a mop, Ashley, who was latched onto Matt's leg, and the newcomers, who were traumatized by the Rabid Duck Foot Incident of 1864. Brensy was amazed by the new world around her. It was something she had never seen before. 7
Everything was made out of paper. Ashley let go of Matt's leg and stood. She then twirled around, and was instantly dressed in a purple suit, with a matching top hat and cane. "Welcome to my paper factory!" Ashley said, smiling. Suddenly, little orange men with green hair waddled out from behind paper stacks. "Pickle feathers!" Ashley shouted, as she beat down the little men away, with her cane. "I thought I told you I don't want to be sued!" She yelled after them, shaking her fist. Clearing her throat, Ashley guestured towards her friends. "Follow me! And be careful, or you'll get a paper cut." 8
But they didn't have time to follow her, or get a paper cut. Flying cows swooped down and grabbed them all, leading them off into the horizon, where a high-pitched, sinister cackle could be heard. Eventually, the cows dropped them into a giant field, filled with a mass amount of ninjas. "Where are we?..." Brensy glanced around nervously.9
Jake tilted his head, then attempted to communicate with the ninjas. "Kuniiiiiiichewahu!" The ninja glared, then took out various ninja weaponry, such as shuriken, kunai, and senbon needles. Then, Ashley, being the goofy weirdo she is, changed her outfit into a ninja outfit. "Watashi wa ushi desu! Ohesotte nani! Ramen miso soup tenshi katakana!" Ashley struck a few runaway model poses, and even a beached whale pose. The ninja were amazed, and bowed to their new master.10
"Now, we can defeat the Nerds!" Jinah said, with a triumphant fist pump. But would the ninja army be enough to defeat the Nerds? They'd have to ally with more groups, or they'd never be victorious. The group went on, with their ninja army, to find someone else to help them. They came upon a cave with a sign on it that read: Cave of Impending Doom (And Cheese Fries). 11
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