An amazingly astonishingly stupid and careless person, who does not know what she is talking about or else does not know what to talk about, so escaping the humiliating condition through writing and wasting everyone's time in case they get something better to do, leaving the habit only if she finds how to get her hands on free stuff, proving that she is a worthless, greedy and selfish person, adding to the people's belief that she is mad, and proving that she is indeed.
Author notes
I love thinking I am stupid because it proves that I am. he he
A contest entry
- One line for you.CLOSED!!! by KitterBean.
1700 points, ended November 25, 2008, 42 entries
Honorable mention
• next story in this contest, remove from contest
Please type your answer, accordingly to your taste, style and opinion, instead of wasting my time and others, unless you wish to be qualified as .... zoralielda!!!
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Hail the lady who knows herself. for you, life can be as sweet as a bowl of cherries.
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Appa I believe that stupid,careless and selfish.you are like that
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It was well written and it is a good thing that you said so much things in one line because it is always difficult to say so much things in one line but you did it quite nicely but one thing i really want to know though that how you did it because i cannot do it myself as you can see this comment there are soooooooooo many sentences in this comment so tell me that is it difficult to write so much things in just one sentence????
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Actually here is a simple trick:
If you want to write a lot of sentences in one line then add ',' or 'and' or 'or' or 'so' (and so on) at the end of each sentence instead of a 'full-stop' (that's what we say in Pakistan).
You'll get an awfully long sentence!
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Good work i really like it!!!!
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Thanks!
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Great job Zoralielda... keep doing well
beginning: 5, language: 5, plot: 5, ending: 5.
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Thanks for Reading
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Great use of the sentence space...it brought your personality to the front. Great job!
Rian
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My personality????
Does this means that you believe me???
Yay!!!!
Thanks for commenting!!
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Wow that was the longest run on I've ever seen. Haha.
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It took me very little time to write, because I kept this in mind that I will be achieving my biggest goal of life: Wasting People's Time"
Not Really!
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You are one complex, complexity...
lol...Best wishes in the contest...
Write on!
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Thanks!!!!
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Oh, wow! That was a mouthful! But it certainly sounded like you took a good look at yourself and described who you are! Great job!
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Sorry, I couldn't take a good look at myself. You see, I recently smashed the mirror on my nosy neighbour's head. Ooops!
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ummm..ok
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