The Danger of Over Amorous Elfs and Boxes

Aragorn walked through his empty palace, looking at the evening stars and thinking. He missed Arwen more each day she was gone, but soon she would return. So night after night, he walked around the castle, wishing there was something better to do then just walk around, waiting.1

On a particularly beautiful night, he was walking down the hall in which he housed his two best friends, Legolas and Gimli. Walking swiftly down the hall, he decided he would sit down and talk with them, because he had not seen them for a few days. But when he got to their room, he saw that a light was shining through the slightly open door. Aragorn was just about to open it, when he heard a whisper, and then a high, tinkling laugh. Curious, he placed his ear on the door to listen.2

"Master Dwarf, if I continue to stoop like this, I will create a permanent hump in my back." Legolas chimed.3

"I understand that, Master Elf, but what do you propose we do? And I am not going to stand on my tip toes." Gimli answered back, grumbling slightly. Another pearly laugh came from Legolas, and Aragorn heard the sound of something heavy being dragged across the stone floor.4

"You don't propose I stand on this?" Gimli asked incredously.5

"Yes I do. Now up you go, I don't want to stoop down to kiss you." Grumbling loudly, Gimli did as he was told. Then, another peal of high pitched laughter.6

"Have a care!!!!!" Gimli said and a thunk followed, with no more talking.7

Aragorn, wondering what happened, thought it was safe to crack the door open and see what had happened to his friends. In the middle of the room was Gimli sprawled over a box, and Legolas sprawled over him. They were kissing each other, so Aragorn slowly closed the door and walked away, even more depressed than he was before. Everyone was  getting some but him!!!!!!!8