Everyone would have a completely different concept of who I am, and they would all leave the funeral confused, wondering if they had made it to the right place or not.1
He was quiet, never said much.2
He loved to drink alcohol.3
He liked to sing and joke, always the life of the party.4
He was a good writer.5
He was smarter than most people I know.6
He was one of the stupidist people on the planet.7
He was racist.8
He was a very open minded person.9
He was funny.10
He was mean.11
He was very kind.12
He was naive.13
He was mature.14
And the list would go on and on, untill everyone realized that I was simply playing them all, making them think that they knew me, but changed around everyone so that that particular person would prefer my presence of others'. 15
Wow, that was relieving, yet painful. There is one thing that nobody will say: He died without ambition.16
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Comments
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not many people will actually admit that every one would say something different about them. my dad drank but he's in prison so he's sober now.
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And....
...his good opinion of himself lives on.

