Once upon a time there was a donkey named Dipstick and he thought his name was Lipstick and no one knew he was really a girl. One day, as Pamela Anderson was trying to float in a lake (and we all know if you have fake boobs you can't float), Dipstick jumped into the water to save her. 1
Pamela sunk quickly to the bottom of the lake, and Dipstick yelled "Oh snapadoodle!" and dived down to the bottom of the lake where Pamela Anderson was waiting for him.2
A flying sausage smacked Dipstick in the nose and he yelled at it and made it cry.3
"I'm sorry, annoying sausage," He apologized. "If it makes you feel better, I'll change my name to Kip."4
The sausage didn't respond because sausages can't respond. 5
"From this day forward, I shall be known as Kip!" Kip declared, and continued searching for Pamela Anderson.6
He climbed out of the lake to go and get a drink and two unicorns, one pink and one blue, ran up to him.7
"Charlie! Charlie! We're going to Candy Mountain, Charlie! Magical wonders that behold when you enter..." they said together in really annoying voices. 8
"I'm not Charlie, I'm Kip," he said.9
"Noooo, darkness!" cried the pink unicorn. The blue one trotted up to Kip quickly. 10
"Here you go then," he/she (we really don't know what they are) said, and gave Kip a kidney. 11
"Yay! Darkness," the pink unicorn said, and Kip ran away, holding the kidney in his left hoof because in the magical world of my story, donkeys can hold things in their hooves. 12
Kips travels took him all over the world, and eventually he reached a magical bridge of hope and wonder and realizing that he must find the Banana King, he threw the kidney over the side of the bridge and ran off the bridge. That's when he found Pamela Anderson. 13
She had been hiding inside of a Liopleurodon, a magical Liopleurodon. Once he saw her, she walked up and ate him because she was the Banana King.
Author notes
I credit this story mostly to Charlie the Unicorn. My name is Mariah Johnson, and I approve this message.
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I hope it didn't make sense....
Comments
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Because no one messes with the Banana King.
Ever.
-Sunless Spirit -
YAY
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THAT WAS.................. AWESOMEEEEEE!!!!!!! I LOVED IT!!!
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NICE LOVED IT!
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LOL I LOVE CHARLIE THE UNICORN It's the awesomest thing since pudding and toaster strudles
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wow
full or random things, i'm kinda scared...........jk! i loved, i would of burst out laughing but i'm in the owensville public library, so i'm containing it for now. great job, and keep not making sense!
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You had me gasping with laughter. That was so bogus and hilarious!! It's really a talent to be that random (:
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Hehehehe OH SNAPADOODLE!!!
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Nice immagination. Charlie the unicorn....nice!! I laughed out loud when I read 'The sausage didn't respond because sausages can't respond' Great job! unfortunatly, this is both the best and the worst I have read in my contest because its the first one that has entered. Your chances look pretty good. Great job!
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XD Nice. Banana King XD
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ur hopes were granted!!!! that was very streeeeeeenge... but funny so good job! and goodluck! -
That's hilarious! I love Charlie the Unicorn! They're funny as heck. Nice job!
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I loved this! Dipstick!!!!
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LOL THAT was good!!
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This was very funny and random, indeed. I was on the phone while reading this with a friend while reading aloud.
Very good, all the judges loved this.
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I loved that!!! Oh snapadoodle!!
YEAH!
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