Martha Stewart walked into her house after three months in prison. Immediately she panicked. There were clothes on the ground. CLOTHES! Ugly, derranged, 70s style disco clothes. Worse yet, the kitchen was in shambles. There were half empty boxes off food scattered across the floor and countertops. Martha was preplexed until the fridge door swung shut and Richard Simmons appeared behind it.1
"hey, we're gonna sweat to the oldies," he yelled, jumping, all 250 pounds of him swaying. He quickly tired.2
"what are you doing!" Martha yelled.3
"I found all these recipies, and they were so good, and your radio didn't work, and there were no oldies to sweat to, and, and..." he fainted.4
"god, i should have moved to miami. it's too hot for the disco king there." she muttured.5
Richard lay on the ground, in convulsions he murmered "sweat... to... the oldies...sweat"6
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contest. its not that funny. *shrug*
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haha, thanks
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*laughs* this was kinda random, but it was still funny. The whole idea of Martha Stewart coming home to her house being covered in 70's clothing with Richard Simms destroying her kitchen and demanding that they "sweat to the oldies" is all to funny. Great job!
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thanks
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omg this is awesome!!! it's messed up (in a very good way i meen) and it has richard simmons!!! nothing gets better than that!!!! great story!
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thanks
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it made me laugh so yea good job
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