Here's tae us, wha's like us?

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Another of my constant gripes,2

Is nationalistic stereotypes.3

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A tiny step it is, you see,
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From jingoism to bigotry.7

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I'm very proud to be a Scot,
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But called a "Jock"? Well no, I'm not,11

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It lumps the lot of us together,
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Just picture haggis, kilts and heather,15

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Massive red beards, and hairy knees,
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Oh gie's a break now, would you please?19

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Americans would not give thanks,
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For always being addressed as "Yanks."23

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It makes a picture in the mind
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Of cowboy hats, which is unkind,27

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Loud checked tourists, chewing gum,
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With wads of cash and actions dumb.31

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The "Frogs" don't all eat smelly cheese
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And "Chinks" are better called Chinese.35

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And as for "Paki", that's a word
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Which would be better left unheard.39

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I could go further, but it's clear
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You get the general idea.43

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The more we think our race is best,
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The less we grow to like the rest.47

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We build a fortress round about,
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Designed to keep the others out.51

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"This is our land!" That's what we say,
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It seems it's always been that way,55

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We talk of mankind as one race,
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The world should be a single place.59

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But we spend time dividing it,
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And fighting over every bit.63

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And politicians feed our fear
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"Protect this land that we hold dear!67

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Don't let those foreign fellows come
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They'll make our land a sleazy slum!"71

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Perhaps one day the world will be,
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Without a single boundary,75

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But such a day, I'll never see.
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Author notes

There's a general election coming up, and Michael Howard seems to be stirring up a bit of latent racism. Rule Britannia! Makes one ashamed to be British.

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  • chills
    February 12
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    YES

    Oh yes, yes indeed. I utterly agree with everything you say, and want to send you a huge hug for this. When it comes right down to it, Keith, all we have is the fact that we are all vulnerable and human. All of us want to be loved - some of us by our god (small 'g' deliberately). Me, I'd sooner be loved by another person who trusts me. As for god, he deserves a cuddle too. He must be effing lonely.....and confused.. not sure he's that omnipotant - if he's there, he has invested an awful lot into a can of worms.... xx

  • Samplette
    April 17, 2005
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    This is a wonderful piece. I can feel it is more than a peeve, but something passionate to your heart. Very well done. COngratulations on your trophy.
    S♠m

  • BonnieQ
    April 16, 2005
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    Congratulations on winning BRONZE, Keith. I'm not surprised, for this was an excellent write. Love and hugs, B♥nnieQ

  • Vickie J
    April 16, 2005
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    You made some very good points in this piece. It's funny I never thought how foreigners might view Americans. In my part of the country cowboy hats are pretty common, along with the boots, lol. I don't see how anyone can be so proud of where they came from, it's not like they had a choice of where they were born. No one can take credit for that.
    I do understand what you are saying and I do have to say I agree with you l00%. vj

  • PennyB
    April 16, 2005
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    Very good job of sharing your feelings. It is true that sometimes some people can take things too far. For instance there is never any need for name calling. I do think that we need boundries and need to be aware of what types of people are coming into our country. With so much terrorism it has to be that way. But, I do not think that any one type of people is better than another. We are all made in the image of God. Anyways, God Bless and Good Luck!! Penny

  • BonnieQ
    April 11, 2005
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    Excellent

    Wow! My sentiments exactly. It frustrates me when Americans put down other nationalities that move to this country, considering them non-American. Really? I don't believe there is such a nationality called American. I know I'm a mix of Castillan Spanish, French, Irish, English and German; albeit, I was born and raised in America but it easily could have been Spain. After all, that's where my grandfather moved from. I also don't like the term race used in exchange for a person's heritage. I only know of one race on this planet and that's human. Ack!

    Forgive me. I didn't mean to go off on a tirade. Anyway, this is a great poem. Good luck in the contest!

    Love and hugs, B♥nnieQ

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