Left eye: (looks out into the audience) Wow, look at all the people here! 1
Right eye: I know! Hey, you see that dude in the third row?2
Left: The one in the "Make Love, Not War" shirt?3
Right: Yeah- he was just talking about what an A** our guy is. 4
Left: Well, our guy is kind of an A-5
Right: Oo, hey, first question!6
(both listen intently)7
Right: Awsome, our guy answers first!8
Left: (pauses for a moment) Wow, the brain is having a hard time 9
coming up with a coherent answer for this question...it looks like10
...yup, he's gonna buy a few more seconds by talking about Nancy 11
Reagan.12
Right: Sweet move. 13
Left: Alright, looks like he's just about to answe- Ow!14
Right: what's the mat- Ow!15
(both "ow-ing" and swearing for a long time)16
Left: Why the hell did he keep closing the lids on us so rapidly!?17
Right: It was like everything was in slow motion...maybe he had an itch? Do you have an eyelash on you?18
Left: Nope, nothing. 19
Right: Huh...oh well, it's over now. He probably won't do that agai- Ow!20
(Ow-ing commences again)21
AN HOUR LATER22
Left: (out of breath) Why does he keep trying to hide us every time he speaks!? (shouts upward) Damn you eyelids!23
Right: (also panting): Oh man, I can't take much more of this...24
Author notes
Note: I am a democrat and an avid Obama supporter, so I apologize if I offend anyone.
Comments
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Steph, you are an American hero for writing this. : )
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OMg!!
LOL! This is so funny! Especially since I'm a democrat and a supporter of Obama and Biden- they rock! This is insanely humorous and witty to me, and I laughed the whole time!!! ROFLMFAo!!!!!
LOL! FUNNy! Yay!!! McCain is such an asshole! The whole debate, all he could say were negative things about Biden and Obama! He is such a liar, too! Great job! 
I LOVED it!
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