I went to the super market to get some food for my wife and children, but there was a fox in the way. I grabbed the fox by the neck and punched it with my penis, it went flying and became a flute. When I came back with the food for my family, the flute played some Green Day music and we all turned into fish that lived in fire and drank wooden-braced teeth.
Author notes
I wasn't on any drugs when I wrote this.
Though, I wish I had some energy drinks right now. >_>
A contest entry
- Story in only Three Sentences by Reaver.
550 points, ended October 16, 2008, 28 entries
Bronze trophy winner
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Comments
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This's just stupid really, it's not even funny for random... It's ok, but... Also I don't think that you read the requirements for my contest... This is 74 words...
I won't DQ because I'm in a good mood
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umm that was normal
haha
but it was really good
goodwork
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lol lol
dude this is crazy funny. I love it. You did reallllyy good.
*Yay for you*
beginning: 5, language: 5, plot: 5, ending: 5, dialog: 5, characters: 5.
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penis, it went / should be ; . This was really fun to read actually. Was comical but made sense to
*passes you and energy drink* You are a finalist Great job.
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