Halloween Funny Time

Fred was an average stick figure with abnormally large white eyes.He peeked out of the window,staring at all of the pumpkins.Their evil eyes glared and almost glowed even though it was still noon.But it WAS halloween.He peeked up and down the streets,staring at all of the evil looking pumpins.In a jolt of pumbkin glaring fear,the poor 5 year old stick figure person jolted back and fell clumbsily over a coffee table.1

Fred peeked over the table,staring at the crack in the cutains.There was another orange,evil eye.He jumped back once again,bumped his head,and randomly burped.2

Fred slowly opened his door,peeking at the pumpkins.And jumped back once again.3

The sun was slowly setting and Fred sat curled up on his bed in his room upstairs.His stick figure mother walked in.4

"Honey,kids will be coming to the house over and over.I want you to give them candy from our bowl okay?"Mother asked.5

Fred nodded.She walked out of the room.Fred sat there still,even more worried because now he had to feed children HIS candy.This was the first year he actually understood halloween and he was terrified.Terrified like a marshmallow by a campfire with many mouths watering for a sticky bite.6

Fred peeked out as much as he could of his window.He saw the sky was pitch black.He heard the doorbell.7

With that,Fred tied his blanket around his neck as a cape.He didn't want to ruin the halloween mood.Fred ran down the stairs,ready to give candy to little kids his age dressed up as superheroes.8

But as Fred opened the door,holding the bowl of candy,he saw teenagers dressed up as bloody axe murderers standing much taller than Fred with plastic knives.9

"HOLEY JELLY BEANS!"Fred shouted in terror.10

He threw the bowl of candy at the monsters.He saw them laugh hard and run away with the bowl.Fred looked back in the house and heard his mom's thunder-like snores above.He had to get that candy back.11

Fred grabbed a balloon sword and chased the villian teenagers (so he thought of them).12

"Come back you scare-a-kid-and-steal-all-of-the-candy-his-mother-bought-for-him-to-give-out criminals!"Fred shouted.13

He dropped his balloon sword and grabbed a pumpkin.14

He threw the pumpkin at one of the teens and he tripped and rolled down the hill.It was a bit much when Fred heard a car horn honk loud and the teen screaming like a women in a movie about to get her head bitten off and then hearing police sirens but that didn't matter.15

The so-called "mighty hero" jumped on another teen,attacking him like a rubber raccoon in a bath tub with no bubbles.16

He donkey-slapped the teen and ran off with the bowl of candy.17

As Fred escaped into his house,his mother awoke.She walkjed down the stairs slowly.18

"Fred?"19

"Just beat up some mean teens."Fred said in a cute 5 year old voice.20

"Um...okay."She said,yawning and walking back to bed.21

And once again Fred had won a mission.
THE END...XD