'Name: Conner Woods1
Address: Somewhere hidden in Ireland2
Previous Address: Er....I'd rather not say.....3
Age: 300. Um....I mean......30!4
Sex: Yes, plenty.5
Do you smoke?: Yes/
Do you drink?:
Experience: Have been a pack Alpha for many years, been in a mental institution, have travelled.....oh, you didn't mean that kind of experience?8
Education: Yes, I learnt the three R's........and a few other things, but those are best suited to a ladies boudoir....9
Hobbies: Running away with beautiful but disbelieving psychologists, fighting my inner instincts, and taking secret walks in the woods.10
Skills: Speed, seduction, striking fear into people's hearts.11
Why do you want this job?: Because I want to appear more normal to people...were you not reading the rest of my resume?12
References:13
Dr Whitfield, The Practice14
Lucius Woods, Somewhere in a dark cave, Ireland'15
The smartly dressed woman slowly put the resume on the desk, took her glasses off, and stared sternly at Conner. 16
"Is this some kind of joke?"17
Conner gulped. This wasn't going well. "N...no. It's my job application."18
"Uh huh....." She looked down at it again, almost pulling a face, but she stopped herself.19
Conner stood up, distracting her and making her look at him again. "Well, there is one more reason why I should have this job...." He walked around the desk and leaned over her desk, still looking at her.20
She frowned. Are his eyes turning silver?.....21
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Twenty minutes later, Conner walked out of the office, looking smug, lipstick smeared on his cheek, a slight dribble of blood on his chin.23
"Oh yeah, I still got it." He smiled, walking past the gobsmacked receptionist.....
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