The Bucket List

1.Create an imaginary friend, who is a ninja.1

2.Create a one mile spanking machine and not go through it.2

3.Charge a dollar for anyone who wants to go through the one mile spanking machine3

4.Actually play a game of Dungeons and Dragons4

5.Tell someone how I feel about them in person5

6.Read my bible all the way through6

7.Watch every episode of Total Drama Island and Quantum Leap and Death Note7

8.Write the best story ever written8

9.Actually sit down and read a book (not easy when you have ADD)9

10.Finish what I started10

11.Clean my room. Ha Ha Ha. Yeah right. That will never happen. They'll be cleaning my room after the funeral and find a whole bunch of things they never knew I had.11

12.Win the love of the most sexist man on earth!!! (Oh wait, I already did that.)12

13.Get the nerve to bungee jump13

14.Dance on a table. Just for fun, not because I'm drunk14

15.Stick someone I hate into a giant blender and press puree. (I can dream, can't I)15

16.Don't give a damn what people think16

17.Find the people who thought of the creepy guys in the Burger King and Six Flags commercials and ask "Why? Why would you do that?!"17

18.Or stick them in the giant blender18

19.Ask a horse, "Why the long face?"19

20.Win gold in an SW contest20

21.

Author notes

Bobby is annoying. Ninjas are better. Hope you got the joke at the end. My SN is Scop Christiana

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  • Ssmm
    October 13, 2008

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    the horse joke? or the blank 20? cause i got the horse thing, but deep humor is way over my head this late/early. killer bucket list.

    i actually, really, totally didn't mean that pun. i hate puns. that was just an unfortunate collision of ideas that exploded into one unfortunate sentence.

    I'M SORRY!

    anyways, yeah, actually reading the bible through isn't easy. every time i sit down to try, i get caught on some random part of the old testament (check out 2 samuel 23, it's insane. mind blowing really) as for the other items, my imaginary friend is a skinny guy with a red cape and a three barreled revolver called cerberus. he can take a ninja. and a one mile spanking machine? for just a dollar? what a bargain. i'm in.


  • Promethean Veracity
    October 12, 2008
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