Super-Man~~Chapter 8~~Spring Break

That was one of the weirdest dreams I have ever had.1

For about a month nothing spectacular happened. The days floated by like ~Insert flaky cliche here~ and nothing really happened.2

Finally the second week of March rolls around. Yaay! Spring break! Whee! Damn! I have to work! Go figure, but at least I still get to sleep in.3

Monday and Wednesday are the only days I have off and of course I'm going to go get out of that damned house. What else am I going to do? Sit in front of the computer all day? Well, actually I probably would.4

Monday was spent shopping in a near by town with Jayme and Amy, followed by piercings and pizza where I work. Gee, can't seem to get away can I? That was eventful. I got the two "F's" of Pizza Hut in: Fight with the cooks and flirt with the drivers. Always good times.5

Wednesday I had been planning on hanging out with Amber and going shopping (again), but then, after being on the computer (surprise, surprise), I started talking to a friend of a friend on said friends name. So then it's the four of us going. Them Amber had to get a haircut (that looked horrible thanks to her stepmother) and didn't get back by four so Cody (the friend of the friend) and Woozle (the friend, real name is Dan), and I head off shopping (again).6

When we got there we picked up Jason, who was a friend of a friend of a friend and went to the mall.7

So there I am, in the middle of Hot Topic, looking at thongs, with a guy I sort of know, a guy I met a few weeks ago, and a guy I just met. I wasn't going to complain.8

A few hours later we dropped Jason off and started to make our way home. It lasted a whole thirty seconds before I hit another car. Yeah. That felt real good. I had no clue what exactly the damages were so I made Cody explain to my parents, after him and Woozle talked me into calling them that is. Then I made the mistake of having him tell Dad what happened. That played out something like this:9

Cody: ~~Details damages~~10

Dad: ~~Says something into the phone~~11

Cody: ~~To me~~ He wants you to turn your head to the left, right, then backwards and forwards.12

Me: ~~Tilts head to the left after figuring out which way was left~~13

Cody: ~~Talking to me~~ No. ~~Talking to Dad~~ I think we may have found our problem. ~~To me~~ Like this. ~~Twist head~~14

Me: Oh! ~~Twist head to left and right~~ How do I turn my head backwards and forwards?15

Cody: ~~Looks at me like I'm an idiot and tells Dad that I did it~~ 16

Yeah, he never let that down. So Woozle drove home and me and Cody sat in the back. Why he sat in the back I have no clue, comparing when I told him on line that Amber got shotgun he fought tooth and nail and pretty much owned that seat the whole time leading to the accident, but it was sweet all the same. Then we all piled into the Rust Mobile (AKA Woozle's beat up old truck) then went and got Amber. 17

What a site that must have been when we got out at the movie place. It was Woozle driving, Cody in the passenger seat with me in his lap and Amber between the seats and the back of the truck. I almost fell out whenever Cody opened the door.18

They rented games and then we went back to my house, ordered pizza (go figure), and watched a movie.19

Then I decided that half way Through the movie I didn't want to wear the new handcuff bracelet that I had bought and the key decided that it didn't want to work.20

Cody, who I had been using as a full body pillow, worked for a good ten minutes trying to get it off. "Looks like we might have to use the grinder."21

"Yeah," Woozle said looking at my wrist, "But I'd use a hack saw. One wrong move with the grinder and you take out a chunk of her skin."22

I wince in pain.23

"Guys," Amber protested, "If  you make her cry, I'm going to have to hurt you."24

"I'm not going to hurt her," Cody said, still playing with my bracelet.25

"But if you saw the look on her face you'd stop saying stuff like 'hack saw' and 'grinder'." 26

So what does the smart ass Woozle do? He gets to where he can see my face to watch what happens next.27

"Right. So anyways," Cody continued, "Where was I? Oh yeah, if you use the hack saw, one wrong move and she looses an arm. Now isn't the grinder a little better?"28

At this point I was about to cry from fear of pain, and Amber could tell, so she reached over and slapped Cody.29

"What was that for?"30

"She looks like she's going to cry! Stop terrorizing her!"31

Eventually he did get the damn thing off, without the aid of the hack saw or grinder, and ordered me not to put it back on again. Then 9:30 rolls around and me and the guys want to finish the movie but Amber has to go home so Woozle takes her home and then comes back and we just hang out at my place till the movie ends and then watch the credits, and the bloopers, and a few other special features, because Cody and I didn't want to move because we'd gotten rather comfy on the couch together, when Jason called and was on his way to Woozle's house so they left.32

This is like, the first good spring break I've had while staying in town.33

~ ~To Be Continued...~ ~34