Most of you who know me know I am a housekeeper in long term care facility with many psychiatric patients.
One day I was standing at one end of the hall resting for a few seconds before putting up my cleaning supplies for the day, when i felt some one staring at me. I look up to find one of the patients standing with his penis in his hand, staring a hole straight through me.
I decide to move from his line of view, thinking out of sight, out of mind. I hear these footsteps sliding across the floor, it was the skinny little man. He came running around the corner almost penning me to the wall, yep he still had his penis in his hand and he was not just holding it either.
I ran all the while trying to get him to leave me alone. I was yelling " Get away with that thing" this just made him try harder. He kept trying to get at me all the while I was running around in circles, trying to get away. Finlay he ran out the side door to carry on in peace.
Hell I have not seen this much action with my old man lately.
What did you think? Please comment!
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HA HA...The funniest things happen to us and its nice to share them...sometimes at the moment its not so funny but you can look back on it and laugh....
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Wow
It really is a little funny. He could have been arrested for assualt with a dead weapon. You have some job Kathy, be careful. We wouldn't want to lose you. Keep em coming. Take care and God Bless.
Michael -
This is still freakin hilarious the second time hearing it. I just hope it didn't make J choke on his ice. LOL
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What a hoot!! lmao!! I wish I could have been there to see your face - it would have been so worth it. Yep, gotta look out for those fellas - just because there is snow on the roof doesn't mean there isn't a fire in the chimney. lol.
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Lol this was especially interesting... Sounds like u have a fun time at work huh??? Its nice to hear about things goign on wit ya huggz
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LOL... This is so freaking HILARIOUS... I'm like Auntie Jess, I can just picture you running from this little old man with his penis in his hand... It's so funny...
My fiancee's mom works at a place like that too and she said that all the patients where she works have been acting wierd all week...
Anyways... Thanks for sharing this funny story!!!
Hugs,
Beth -
Oh my goodness Kathy! Someone likes you!
Do I smell love in the air??? LOL! I'm sorry, just the image I got from this; LOL! You running away from a skinny old man with his penis in hand; LOL! That just seems cruel to me; not letting him have a little fun in his latter years! LOL! Great job sissy; and please, don't tell me that you're pregnant! LOL! 
Hugs
Jess -
It's kind of dangerous job then...
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Just because they're old doesn't mean they aren't willing. LOL Hugs, Patricia
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