Sara the Cat The ugly Death Chapter 5

Chapter 5 Kit-Cat1

When Sara and Kitty got back to the lair, there was a big plasma screen TV, above the water fall.2

“AHHH!........That STUPID PIECE OF CHEESE ORDERED A TV!” Meowed Sara angrily.3

While Sara was babbling on bout cheese, Kitty turned on the TV flipping channels. 4

“Buy Franks Hot Dogs” Said the weird always smiling woman.5

“Blah!” Kitty mews.6

Sara stops talking.7

“Finally!......”meows Kitty8

“Shut up” hisses Sara, ”Someone is Coming.”9

All the sudden a dog comes into the lair!10

“Stop where you are!” barks the dog.11

“Who are you?” mews Kitty.12

“I’m Katie Jo, the police dog....Surrender unless you want to get bite on the buttocks!”13

Kitty runs up to Katie Jo.14

“I surrender!” she meows. Begging Katie Jo.15

“KITTY?!?!?!YOU TRADER!!!! I’VE BEEN WITH YOU SINCE THE 3ND BOOK OF THIS SERIES!!! DON’T LEAVE!” Screams Sara.16

“I’ve had enough with you, all you do is PUT your BUTT in my face!!!You command me around and so forth......Sorry “meows Kitty “I want a new life, from now on I’m going to be called ‘Cat’ better than Kitty.”17

She glances at Katie, then to Sara with a small look of regret.18

“Good-bye Sara” meows Cat.19

“Bye Kit—Cat” wails Sara “I’m gonna miss you!”20

Cat and Katie walk away.21

Cat walks into her new home.22

“Ahhhhh...........Sweet home!” mews Cat.23

All the sudden the earth starts shaking and the middle of her floor cracks “I just go this floor done!” cries Cat.24

A giant shadowy figure of cheese comes out!25

“I’m the overlord of Anti-Hunter Solocheese world! Greetings non-Hunter Solocheese cat, I’m Kelsie, destroyer of Hunter Solocheese” Kelsie says. “And this is Death, ferret of Doom and Horror of Grimness, my monkey!” She points to her pets that are shadows that look like a monkey and ferret. “This establistary Universe of injectual cheese is weak but we are strong. We will annihilate them ‘til there is no more of there cells, I will kill them, molecule by molecule, these dairy product organism may inhabit this extrahaptic* but we may have infotainment** next but I am here!”26

“Wow” Says Cat.27

* definition: outside the liver ** definition: TV info, informational programs28

Author notes

To: k i t t i e
Last book in the series of A very Short Stupid story about Confused Cheese

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