SW Friends and Death Note? part 19

Courtney opened her eyes, just in time to see a white kitten staring at her. It's blue eyes twinkled.1

"AWW! ITS A KITTY", she shouted reaching to pet the kitty.2

The kitty got up and walked away, revealing a mountain of poop.3

"OH YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!" she shouted, jerking her hand back.4

Courtney got up and looked around.5

"Everything looks so shiny..." she gasped, "Heaven? Where's all the yaoi?"6

"Up your butt", Lily grumbled, wiping dirt off of her dress, "Give it a break."7

"Heaven as long as Natallie isn't here", Courtney beamed happily.8

"Well. She's here somewhere", Stacey said, scratching her arm.9

"So what's your name?" Rose asked the boy with the black shirt as they were walking down a hall.10

"Just call me B, like everyone does", he responded.11

"That's a nice name, I guess".12

B raised the keys to the door that ended the empty hallway and unlocked the door. He opened it.13

A brunnete boy was washing the dishes.14

"A!" shouted B.15

"Beyond?" asked A.16

"coughcoughaandbaretotallygayforeachothercough", Natallie mumbled, quickly. Only the boy in the white shirt could hear her say that. He stared at her.17

"Oh, and this is Natallie and..."18

B pointed at Natallie, who gave him an evil glare.19

"Rose...." he continued, pointing at Rose, who waved her hand.20

"New girlfriends?" A teased.21

At this Natallie mumbled again.22

"coughbisonlygaycough".23

This time B did hear and stared at her in shock.24

"Did you say...?"25

"No. You're imagining things".26

"Ok..."27

Another girl walked in the room and looked around. A black kitten similiar to Natallie's followed her in. It didn't take long to recognize her.28

"Hey hey hey!" Harriet said, "Someone called?"29

"Hi Harriet."30

"Hi KITTY!" shouted Natallie, poking Rose and pointing at the kitten. The kitten smiled.31

'Hello to you too, anti-yaoi human". Kitty stared at Rose and then at B.32

'ITS B!' His eyes widened. B walked over to the cat and patted it's head.33

"Cute cat", he said.34

"He's a monster in disguise, trust me", Natallie said.35

"Oh, don't talk that way", he said, turning to the kitty, "Cute little kitty."36

'Haha, now you shall do what I SAY.' B raised his eyebrows.37

'You will sleep with L tonight!'38

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