Party of one

Why that waiter's pants are so tigh I'll never know. It's not like anyone would want him. Its so sad I know every one in this damn resturant. I've been coming so long I have my own table. "Sigh." I wish something interesting would happen.
"I'm sor-rry sirr!" the little mouse of a girl Anna squeaks. She has just started working here and is fearful of me I suppose. A pity I don't fancy women her blood must taste rather delicious. I smile gently and ask "What is it my dear Anna?" as the blood rushes to her cheeks. "Your table has been taken." She says and just as quickly as the blood came it is now drained. As I look behind her I see the most pelculiar site. There is a man sitting at my table. 1

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Okay it's about a vampire who is rather lonely but freakishly gorgeous who preys on men and women alike for his enjoyment.
One day he goes into his favorite resturant to learn that his seat has been taken. This turns into a love hate relationship between the two men. I hope you like it.