The Plot Bunny

This will be a story. I'm mostly writing this to get in practice for nanowrimo when it comes along.1

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Once upon a time, there was a girl named Mini. Now Mini was very special because she had a very special ability. She could see plot bunnies. Plot bunnies of all different shapes and sizes and colours. And especially the plaid ones.3

One day Mini was walking though a path in the forest when suddenly a large plot bunny bounded into her path. It was pink with yellow polka dots. It was undeniably cute...but Mini knew better. The cute ones are always the most dangerous.4

"What do you want little bunny?" Mine asked. The plot bunny blinked up at her with it's black button eyes and gave her a smile full of shiny tiny pointy teeth.5

"I want to be part of a story." it rasped. "I want someone to write a story about me. I'm very lonely..."6

"Silly Bunny!" Mini exclaimed. "You're in a story right now!! I'm a character in a story and you're one too!!"7

"Is that so?" asked the plot buny. It perked up and gave her a big wide smile, showing every one of its incisors. Then it hopped off the path for places unknown.8

Happy to have solved this problem, Mini skipped off to her grandmothers house, to go do something cliche and plot-bunny-less.

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Yeah, this is the suckiest attempt ever to get my brain juices working.

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  • oXAmaranthXo
    November 16
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    nice, dude

    THAT WAS AWESOME
    yes I mean it


  • Wildpaw-Lily
    October 25

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    Aww that's cute!!!! I wuvs it!


  • Oblivion Kitty God silver member
    October 15

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    Lol. I love it. It's wonderfully silly. Good work, Div. You have brightened up my day! *hugs*

    What more adventures will the Plot Bunny find in the future?


    • Kylia Skydancer Greeters member
      October 15
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      *giggles*

      who knows. Maybe you should write a sequel so we can find out!!

      silliness is fun.


  • Lady Editor gold member
    October 4

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    Mmmm....wow! Sucky, eh? Oh, I highly doubt it! This is pure genius. A plot bunny? Oh, come now, it wants to be part of a grander story. One worth 50,000 words...and you are the only one who can fulfill the poor thing's wish! THIS is remarkable. I loved it!


    • Kylia Skydancer Greeters member
      October 6
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      Well, sucky by my standards...I know what I'm capable of so I know that for me, this is crap.

      but it was just such a silly idea in my head!!!


  • SnowFlakeWolf Greeters member
    October 3

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    Are you kidding? This is hilarious. I kind of like the idea of plot bunnies. Actually, you gave me the idea for a comic thng. Good write and keep penning Auntie Divya.
    Love,
    your niece,
    Ruth

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