Umm... is this story really worth a title?? CIRCLE1

Once their was a chicken. It did not have a head so it ran around like a chicken with his head cut off!! Then one day the most unthinkable thing happened... His head reappeared on his body magically... Like magic! It was pretty hackin’ awesome. And then these 2 people wanted din-din. So they asked directions to a restaurant and invited him along too. But then the car they were in ran over the chicken! Then Elmo, who was Emo attacked and they all died. But then Big bird brought them all back to life and they ate the dead chicken so they didn’t have to go to din-din. Everybody was very satisfied with the tasty chicken, and they never had to eat again. Until they got hungry. Then they tried to eat Big Bird! He wasn’t fat enough so they rolled him in stuffing they cooked him tile he was golden brown. It was yummy and delicious. Everybody had a big fiesta! And Oscar was there also. They ate so much that they exploded! Then the cookie monster showed up and he wasn’t hungry for big bird. Then they found out big bird had mad cow disease! Which would kill them all! They would all get rabies and foam from the mouth! They would all get thrown into straightjackets! So they called the loving couple of Bibi and Kyle (who were newlyweds) and asked them if they could help them. They came while Bibi was wearing a dress. Kyle was wearing boxers and a wife beat er. Every one was looking at them and everyone said AWWW! Yuck! It was very cute, and then cookie monster threw up because he doesn’t like cute things, but he claimed it was because he ate too many cookies. When they thought a while about their dilemma. Once they had figured it out, a nuclear bomb hit right before they could try it out. THE END!