In the beginning god said "Let their be ROCK",but god was Bon Scott so their was no rock. In a fit of bitchy rage he made a awful sound with a group of Kangaroos called AC DC, then he gave Freddy Mercury AIDS. As a result Freddy lost a lot of weight, mostly in the hair, and his voice which was his bred and butter so he died. After this little incident Brian May, Eric Clapton, Bob Dylan, and Chugs their room mate, made a pact to make their souls in to sound that they would call music. Then Hendrix, Page, Vaughan, Collins, Pert and many other true musicians joined them and crafted Rock from the souls of the 5 Titans Fats Domino, Frank Sinatra, Johann Sebastian Bach, John Lennon, and CPL. Klinger(that one is was explained). And it was good.
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And let the hate mail flow.
Ya I'm drunk now, probably not a good idea to do drunk posting.lol
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Well...your theory is not that great....being that some of those people suck ass.....But I will let it fly since you were drunk, because being drunk fucking rocks!!!
-Jade-
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