random naruto story that's gonna have a lotta parts: part 2

Part Two…1

Disclaimer: I don’t own Naruto, though I wish I did…2

(List of all people who are dead as of now:3

Naruto
Sasuke
Sakura
Kisame
Tsunade
Neji
Rock Lee
Tenten
Kakashi4

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Lots of peoples…)5

Itachi: I’m gonna go kill Orochimaru! Wanna come?6

Deidara: YAY!!!!!! Boom…7

Sasori: Can I make him a puppet?8

Itachi: yeah, but we has to do the special thing!!!!9

After some stuffs of Itachi poking Sasori’s eye out with his sword…10

Deidara: OROCHIMARU HAS TO GO BOOM!11

Sasori: *has milkshake with cherries in it* cherries…12

Itachi: ^ / . \ ^13

Deidara: KNOCK IT OFF!!!14

Itachi: Kay…15

IN OROCHIMARU’S HOUSE…16

Orochimaru: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!?!?!?!17

Sasori: I has to make you a puppet!18

Itachi: I has to stab you!19

Deidara: Boom…20

Orochimaru: Okay, but WHY ARE YOU IN MY BATHROOM?????????21

Deidara: Because you’re taking a shower.22

Itachi: Kabuto said we could find you here.23

Sasori: EW!24

Orochimaru: *turns water off* Can I get dressed first?!25

Itachi: Okay. *Picks up Orochimaru’s clothes and towel* we’ll be waiting outside. *walks out of Orochimaru’s house*26

L8er…27

Itachi: He’s not here yet…28

Sasori: Maybe it’s because you have his clothes on.29

Itachi: No, that’s not the reason…30

Deidara: *Lying on Orochimaru’s towel*31

Itachi: ^/.\^32

Deidara: GRR!!!! 33

Itachi: Cookie!34

Sasori: Where’s the cookie?!35

Itachi: Idunno!36

Deidara: Is there cheez-its?37

Itachi: No cheez-its… 38

Sasori: There’s Orochimaru! *points at Orochimaru coming out of his house wrapped in a towel*39

Orochimaru: *looks at Itachi in his clothes* I hate you…40

Itachi: Lemme change…41

AFTER ITACHI CHANGED….42

Orochimaru: Lemme get dressed…43

AFTER OROCHIMARU GETS DRESSED…44

Itachi: I stab you now…45

Sasori: Then I make you a puppet…46

Deidara: Boom…47

Orochimaru: Never!!!! *pulls out lots of ninja stars and threw them at Itachi.*48

Itachi: *dodge*49

Orochimaru: Nooooo!!!!50

Deidara: Boom time?51

Itachi: no52

Deidara: now?53

Itachi: no54

Orochimaru: *Pulls out box of Cheez-its* I has to use these then… *Throws bunch of Cheez-its at Itachi*55

Deidara: CHEEZ-ITS!!!!!!! *catches all cheez-its and eats them* nom, nom, nom…56

Itachi: *stab*57

Orochimaru: *gasp*58

Itachi: *Stab*59

Orochimaru: You stabbed me.60

Deidara: Put some Windex on it. *sprays Windex on Orochimaru*61

Orochimaru: It burns!!!62

Itachi: *stab*63

Orochimaru: Stop stabbing me!64

Itachi: *stab*65

Orochimaru: GRR!!! *throws a cookie on Itachi*66

Sasori: COOKIE!!!!!!! *eats cookie* nom, nom, nom…67

Itachi: *stab*68

Orochimaru: hiss-ness…69

Itachi: *poke*70

Orochimaru: ???71

Itachi: *stab*72

Orochimaru: *dead (finally)*
Deidara: Boom time?73

Itachi: too late.74

Deidara: so sad…75

Sasori: *makes a puppet out of Orochimaru*76

Deidara: Can I play with it?!77

Sasori: No! It’s my toy! *dresses Orochimaru up like Barbie*78

Itachi: * / . \ * OMG!79

Deidara: It’s different this time!80

Sasori: I’m a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world.81

Itachi & Sasori: You can brush my hair, take me anywhere!82

Itachi & Sasori & Deidara: Life in plastic, it’s fantastic!83

Kabuto: OMG?!84

Deidara: Hey, it’s Kabuto!85

Kabuto: What did you do to Lord Orochimaru?86

Itachi: He’s not Orochimaru! Gosh!87

Kabuto: …???88

Sasori: He’s BARBIE!!!89

Deidara: Barbie’s hot…90

Itachi: lol…91

Kabuto: Okay… Later…92

Itachi: Later! 93