Random naruto story that's gonna hav a lotta parts...

This is an ‘I am bored to death and I need something to write’ thing. This is going to be VERY stupid. It all builds up to something… 1

disclaimer: i don't own naruto, but i wish i did...2

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Naruto: Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, RAMEN PHONE4

Sakura: Boo-boop-ba-doo-ba-doo!5

Sasuke: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING!!!!!??????6

Naruto: SINGING!!!! 7

Sakura: Boo-boop-ba-doo-ba-doo!8

Sasuke: Why?!9

Naruto: Because I want a ramen phone!!!10

Sakura: Boo-boop-ba-doo-ba-doo!11

Sasuke: Shut up!!!12

Sakura: *sob sob* you’re mean! *runs to find somebody to beat Sasuke up*13

Naruto: You made Sakura cry! *Randomly pulls out a bowl of hot ramen and threw it on Sasuke*14

Sasuke: My face!!!!! *Runs in a circle screaming*15

Deidara: *Pops up randomly with Kisame holding a Gameboy Advanced* LET ME SHOW YOU MY POKEMONS!!!!!16

Kisame: YAY!!!!!!17

Sakura: I got somebody to beat Sasuke up!!!18

Itachi: Sup’. 19

Sasuke: *Throws tons of kunai at Itachi* DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE!!!!!!!!20

MEANWHILE!!!!!21

Deidara: Here’s a pikachu.22

Kisame: AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!23

Naruto: *Pokes Kisame annoyingly* 24

Kisame: grr…25

Naruto: *Continues poking Kisame*26

Kisame: GRRR! WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????!27

Naruto: … poke.28

Kisame: …???29

Naruto: You have gills… I call you Fish face!!!!!!!!!!!!!30

Back to Itachi/Sasuke/Sakura….31

Sasuke: DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE!!!!!32

Sakura: *Pulls down Sasuke’s pants* Ha, ha!!! 33

Itachi: WTF?! *Slowly walks away*34

Sasuke: *Stabs Sakura with random kunai* Ha, ha!35

Sakura: *Looks down at kunai stabbed in abdomen* I’M GETTING TSUNADE!!!!!36

Sasuke: Crap… *Pulls up pants and runs away.*37

Back to Naruto, Fish face and Deidara.38

Naruto: Poke, poke, poke.39

Deidara: *Pokes Naruto* Poke, poke, poke…40

Kisame: GRR!!! *Pokes Naruto in the eyes* 41

Deidara: Ha, ha! *hops on giant clay birdie and flies away*42

Naruto: Plastic thing that goes around soda cans NO JUTSU!!!!!! *strangles Kisame with the plastic that goes around soda cans* 43

Kisame: Plastic bag no jutsu! *suffocates Naruto with plastic baggy*44

Naruto *dead*45

Kisame: *dead*46

Itachi: Sup’ I’m back!!!47

Sasuke: *runs onto scene* DIE ITACHI!!!48

Itachi: …wtf… *stabs Sasuke and Sasuke dies*49

Sasuke: *dead*50

Sakura: Kick their butts Tsunade!!! 51

Itachi: *Stabs Tsunade*52

Tsunade: *dead*53

Sakura: OH, NO! 54

Itachi: *Stabs Sakura*55

Sakura: *dead* 56

Ino: I’m a piggy, I’m so pretty! *Skips by Itachi*57

Itachi: *Clotheslines Ino* … 58

Ino: Ow…59

Itachi: *Stabs Ino, and walks off to find Neji*60

Ino: *dead*61

Later…62

Neji: Blah, blah, blah, you can’t change your fate, blah, blah, blah…63

Rock Lee: *Not listening to Neji*64

Tenten: *Holding five kunai and an iPod in one hand and not listening to Neji*65

Itachi: Moo-ha-ha. *Stabs Neji.*66

Rock Lee: You can’t kill Neji!!!67

Itachi: *stab*68

Tenten: LALALALALALA!69

Itachi: *stab*70

Rock Lee, Tenten, and Neji: *dead*71

Itachi: … *walks off to find Kakashi*72

LATER…73

Kakashi: WHERE ARE NARUTO, SAKURA, AND SASUKE?!?!?!?!?! *Hits head repeatedly on a random tree.*74

Itachi: ^ / . \ ^75

Kakashi: ???76

Itachi: Can I stab you?77

Kakashi: No.78

Itachi: Why not?79

Kakashi: Because. 80

Itachi: pbbt! *stabs Kakashi*81

Kakashi: *dead*82

Itachi: OMG! SASORI WHERE ARE YOU?! *waves sword around violently* 83

Sasori: Here I am!84

Deidara: Hi.85