A stupid death: Lighting a cigarette while applying mass amounts of hairspray.1
A painful death: Being picked apart bit by bit with red-hot dentist's hooks. Also,every new wound would then be doused in salt-water, and victim would be attempting to chew through barbed wire to escape. The air surrounding the victim would be filled with pepper-spray, and the person torturing the victim would be singing "It's A Small World" in the most nasal tone possible. 2
An impossible death: Being stabbed to death by a rubber band.
A contest entry
- Examples of Death by Phoenix Slave.
130 points, ended September 14, 2008, 8 entries
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How twisted am I?
Comments
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Lmao. Nice.
I can't decide which would hurt more-- your painful death idea or your impossible death idea. I mean, of course the painful death would be....painful. But the absolute annoying-ness of one thousand stinging sensations...gahh.
Oh wait. Stabbing with a rubber band instead of snapping it over and over...'cuz if you snapped it enough, you'd eventually open skin and you could technically bleed to death...
*brainsplodes*
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The stupid death: veeeery funny
Painful death: painful indeed. Especially the part with the nasal singing.
Impossible death: what more could I say?
Sorry my comment was so short. It's late and, besides, I don't think I've missed anything. I like your ideas
My favorite is... uhm... I can't decide between the first and the second. Okay. It's the stupid death
Good job and thanks for entering my contest
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Hehe that was kinda funny, although I would rather not have any of those tested out on me, especially the dentist on that would be scary! lol I love the being stabbed to death by a rubber band though, hehe that would be a sight, the person being stabbed would probably die of suffocation from laughing so hard. Great job, this made me giggle. XD
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