Year Of The Shag

Things were changing in the world, and all was being represented by a cultural fad of some sort. Least of all, but starkingly significant to women, was the ‘shag’ hairdo. I, with my bleached blonde long hair, wouldn’t even think about layering just to look like an advocate for the Brittish invastion such as was worn by the Beatles, or as it was fashioned again in the ‘70’s movie “Klute” with Jane Fonda. No way. But it was also after the ‘love summer’ of 1969, breaking free from traditional rituals and some family values. Drug use was still around, but other matters seemed to juggle their way to the forefront at last such as Women’s Lib and many ground-breaking advocations of family and government structure.1

Home interiors were about to change as well. The darker Mediterranean look was being replaced with the ‘outside-in’ look. Potted greenery, bamboo, and wicker filled rooms over wonderful Indian rugs. Mall stores,and other destination shops were en vogue rather than going downtown where it was hard to find a parking place. Convenience and speed were the passage ways for what would become the precursors to the self-absorbed 80’s with its music and Bohemian mind sets.2

It was during those years that I learned to love little environments around my house. Places to sit and watch out the window. Tapestry over a couch was a suitable spot for reading books around a fire sipping on tea or sherry. And besides my daily bible study and praying in my head or on knees, I had a little shrine that I placed on the chest in the bedroom which consisted of a small statue of Jesus, two long candles and one candle cup in the center. Every night before going to bed, I would go to the chest and lean my head over and pray. 3

I thought it was so cool having my own little worship space. It was mine. All mine. Till the nigh tI was reminded that sometimes tradition works best and this silly altar I invented was just a spoke in a bad wheel. It was the last time I leaned over the candlelit chestboard, for as I bent forward the candle flicked right below my face and caught my beautiful long hair on fire! Shocked and in panic, I ran around the room screaming, “ I’m on fire! I’m on fire!”. No one was in the house at the time, so I just flew through the hall, into the bathroom and turned on the faucet and flung over my draped hair. The eerie smell of smoked skin filled the area while the heat cooled around my eyes. In seconds, I was thankful and relieved that the flames did not touched my skin.4

But as I looked up into the mirror, I got the shock of my life. My beautifully bleached blonde head of thick hair was singed and burned into what looked like layers of long and short valances around my neck and forehead. I was mortified! It was severely burned. My heart collapsed realizing that I had to do something and do it quickly. What seemed like forever in slow motion, I immediately took the scissors, tilted my head upside down and bowl-cut the burnt edges.. The mirror greeted me with a further shock. There I am. A bad version of short hair in different lengths. I sat down and premeditated self- annihilation. 5

It wasn’t moments later that my sister walked into the room, dropped down in the seat before me and said, “Well. You finally did it”. 6

“What? Did what? Is it that bad?”, I retorted
“No. Not that bad, but I never thought you’d get a shag”.7

I gave up the blonde and dedicated the next 3 years to returning brunette with long hair once again. But I will never forget the accidental shag that could have also taken my life.8

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  • Cyber Artist Moderators member
    November 4
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    well I would have put it a bit nicer but yes Shag does mean meaningless sex, so I was curious what your story was about but I wasn't disappointed more relieved. In my youth I drove what was affectionately known as a Shagging wagon complete with sign on the back that read Don't Laugh Your Daughter May be inside.

    As for getting the language mixed up as a teenager in Australia a nice looking girl was called a Spunk or Spunky so when arriving in England and calling a girl a spunk and getting slapped was a shock, then having it explained that they used that word as a replacement for Sperm... So it happens I always liked the layered look myself after this perhaps flaming red hair would have been appropriate Well done
    Cyber Artist

  • Barry Hodges
    September 5
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    I haveto tell you that "shag" in normal English means "fuck". When I say "normal English" I mean English as spoken by English people. And indeed by people in all countries of the world who learn English. Thus, the lines...

    " “What? Did what? Is it that bad?”, I retorted
    “No. Not that bad, but I never thought you’d get a shag”. "

    made me fall over with helpless laughter.

    It is wonderful that Americans do not know what "shag" means. I love it.


    • CookieZeal
      September 5
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      ..Thanks for reading, however...

      Really?
      I never knew that reference. After all, I specifically refer to the hair style and the rest is in the eye of the beholder. The English begat the 'do' to begin with and hair stylists referred to it as such.
      I'll need to hear from other Brits before I would even THINK about changing something that was internationally tagged in the hair stylist's world

      By your reference, I understand how you got a laugh out of it


  • myrataal
    October 30, 2008
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    Ah. I shall remember to put this in the reprint ...

    of The Long and the Short of It ... I could not laugh, for the agonizing possibilities that suddenly lurked in every next sentence ... and I mourned your beautiful hair! But: thank the Lord you had no skin burns!

    There is a deep lesson behind this story and you told it well. How captivating a writer you are! You should do more prose.

    Love to you, Friend.
    Myra

    • CookieZeal
      October 30, 2008
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      I suppose it was a very serious application to something that did not have to be.. Was trying to put the suspense on it without being too vain..lol.

      Thank you for taking the time to read it and I will be honored to have you include this in a reprint.

      Ohhhhhhhh Magdalena, where goeth you!?!

      Love, Dianne

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