Uhhhh this is your captain speaking, I am receiving one of the greatest blow jobs ever, by your stewardess, Jasmine. You can thank her later, because this plane is goin down...that's right! I'm not doin' a damn thing about it either...So uhhhh like, Mayday BITCHES...That's right, flight 666 is going down, you are all gonna die.1
Captains log March 15, 20052
It is mid after noon, and my plane has crashed I WAS the only survivor, until I buried the others. They kept on bitching and complaining about there pain...Who gives a flying fuck? That stewardess was just too damn hott to pass up that blow job...It sucks that she's dead too. I left the dead above ground where-ever they landed at...At least they don't complain of their hunger, and pain, of the loved ones that they lost, are missing. There are many dead bodies to deal with anyways... They WERE all lawyers, mothers, fathers, bankers, brothers, sisters, workers of the pentagon, firemen, police men, coke addicts....he he...Stewardess'...When my hunger was aroused, I ate one of the dead, since he was already sizzling from the fire from the plane...He was that one fat guy that you see on a plane. He was so fat that he had to pay for 2 seats. I have always wondered, what they tasted like they taste...goo- no wait, DELICIOUS! the taste was orgasmic!...I wish that I knew that human flesh was so damn good!...I gotta pee...As the urine dribbles down my leg I think of the people that I have left behind, but I just think of what my friend said to me one day "MY EYES!! I CAN’T SEE MY EYES!"...no not that one "Whether in a suit or in a loincloth people are ignorant little thorns cutting into one another" and it's true...so Fuck the world...I gotta poo...I'm gonna go crap in that child's body cavity... 3
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SICK! And great that way.
Perfectly twisted! Down-right histerical, and excellent for this contest! Good luck, though I doubt you're going to need it!
And for the record, humans taste best with a bit of ketchup. Flaming is good still hot, very crispy.
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This was so sick and twisted... I Love It...... good luck in the contest.
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ROLMFAO!
Man this is sweet...sounds like something South Park or Drawn Together would do LOL oh...This was downright HILARIOUS! hahaha....MY!...I CAN'T SEE MY EYES! haha oh good luck in my contest.
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This is so fucking hilarious.OMG...i can't type very well now because i am laughing so hard.This desrves an applause.Great thinger.
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What can i say? It's good. And i accually read this one!
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o..k....intereting....
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i love you...you're so crazy, it's okay though i am too. this sounds like something me and you would think up b/c we got bored.so yeah. you need to post some more stuff, so i can waste my life and read it. i think you were dropped on your head as a baby. but i love you anyway. i love you.
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yeah
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wow odd but yea i know it came from you mind so its ok
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um, yea, i DON'T know you like Lady Tragedy does, so this does creep me out a bit. it's good, descriptive, but definitely a bit freakish.
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LOL This is quite funny. It may seem a bit twisted to others, but I personally like it a lot. I am only 14, but hey. Some things humor me.
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This was good. It was short and funny and slightly gruesome. Good job and thanks for entering.
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wow this is wierd and sick. but its good either way. this is a good mini story and i wouldnt expand on it more if i were you. good job.
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Ahh.. If I didn't know you, I would be slightly frightened.. Yeah.. lol.. But yeah, it's good. I see you're expanding on it.. I like it.. You are a sick little girl but that's okay...
Natasha
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