Three Deaths

A Stupid Death: Overdosing on laxatives1


A Painful Death: Having all of your fingers cut off, one by one, and then all of your toes, and then being covered in oil, and being lit on fire. (heh heh ^^)2


An Impossible Death (no story; I was too lazy to do another one. ^^): Dying of starvation in a grocery store.3

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  • Phoenix Slave
    September 8, 2008
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    Impossible death: see? I told you you could come up with something new Fantastic idea!

    Okay, now I can pick my favorite out of your three examples. It's the stupid death. OVERDOSING ON LAXATIVES


  • Thorn-on-the-Rose
    September 7, 2008

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    hehe, I like the last one, it made me laugh. *shivers* I would not want to be burned to death, that would cause a lot of pain, ouch!! hehe, good job, and good luck in the contest =DD

    -Dani


  • Dassy
    September 7, 2008
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    lol i love the impossible death. roflmao

  • Phoenix Slave
    September 7, 2008

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    Stupid death: I laughed my ass of the chair. You're a genius.

    Painful death: what a criminal mind you have you and me are very alike. Muahahahahaha! Lovely idea.

    Impossible death: the flying idea's been used before. I'd suggest you find something else and edit I really don't want that ONE rule to pull you down - the rule which says something about not using the same idea someone wrote before you (I'm not saying you plagiarized, probably he/she was simply faster). SO, you should read the other entries first

    I hope you're not out of inspiration. I want you to edit the impossible death Okay?

    Good job anyway!