I'm Your Biggest Fan!!!! (My resume for Lily's contest!) Omd, she must be terrified to read this XD

Ok, I'd feel irritated if I made this short, cause it might not give you enough proof to let me guard your account with modest
respect. [And I'm also trying to sound smarticle!]1

Anyways, here is a decent[or whatever you think] resume. I hope my qualifications fit your desired wishes.2

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I was raised in a log cabin by hippie parents...Wait, no, sorry, been watching too much TV >< I was born on a little island to two happy parents on a Wednesday, in July. I came out foot first, and nearly killed myself AND my mother! And then I had trouble breathing!...And then she had to breastfeed me cause I wouldn't stop bawling like a cow! Tell me that isn't someone you can trust! 4

Loves:
Lily!
The colour red
Food
God
TV
Friends
Storywrite
The Sims and Sims 2!
Family
Red String! http://redstring.strawberrycomics.com/
The Way to Your Heart! http://emi-art.com/twtyh/manga.html
Webcomics! XD
Internet
Writing
Writing fantasy, adventure, science fiction, romance, abuse and war
Reading
Reading romance, fantasy, horror, suspense, adventure, fantasy and abuse
Drawing
Japanese artwork (not particularly anime)
Steal - err, I mean, saving pictures on my comp or photobucket! ><
Games
Family Guy!
Law and Order: SVU
Day dreaming
(Authors) Christopher Pike >< I think that's him, or it might be R.L Stine, oh well! Oh, and Judy Blume, whoever wrote Sweet Valley Twins (Carolyn Keene?), HT ;
Music - all types. As long as it sounds fun and doesn't have a lot of swear words I'm down with that. XD
Talking to my godmother and her daughters (especially Kareen, whom I love as much as I love Lily! )
Um, I love a lot of things. XD5

Hates (this should be easy):
Evil
Abuse
Lily's parents. ><
Bad government
Racism
Quick judgment
Bullies
Sluts
Dora the Explorer
Go Diego Go!
Barbie (although I had a lot even when I was getting old, still have them, but they're in a crappy box under the bed >.>)
Being ordered around
Being hit on
Having to repeat or be repeated to
School
Math
My short term memory loss >.<
Eh...I forgets XD6

Just minor here, my dislikes:
Taking pills
My boobs and my butt! >< They're too big...
Anything bitter
My father, sometimes >_< he's too annoying.
BOYFRIENDS, and any young relationship. Omd I should have put this in hate but then I would mind if my friends had them >__<
Being reminded of bad events (Godmother so evil to me...)
Boredom
Feeling left out (been getting this a lot lately)7

Anyways! Onto the reasons that I should be picked!!!8

First Reason: I was raised well, and know better.
My mother named me Princess...Okay, she didn't, but you know I can't tell you my name. I grew up in an alright neighbourhood, and loving family...Yeah, miserable father, nice mother (that's the only word I've found to describe her after several grueling months trying to figure her out) and middle-finger-showing-violent-miserable older sister. And I have the most philosophical godmother who loves me, even when she toughens me up sometimes. I've learnt a lot from her, and she's the reason that I can keep myself so happy and chirpy all the time. She LOVES to laugh, with me, at me, and I basically live with her so yeah, she has rubbed off on me a lot. And I'm gained common sense and deep logic because of her. (YES! I just happen to be hyper tis all!)9

Reason Two: Determination to change and improve myself.10

When I was little I was the most confused, bratty, annoying little witch you could come across (ok, well, not that much XD). But I've learnt and grown from that, and I learn each day (thanks to my godmother's constant stubborn replay of those events to me ). 11

Reason Three: Trust, carefulness.12

I call myself trustworthy and smart, I know how to take care of people's things (thanks Danielle for showing me how careless some people can be...). Heck, although my room isn't completely organized those lost books are hardly ever damaged! And although I babble like an idiot a lot, and regret certain things I say, I can be very careful. Heck, I'm very paranoid. >.< The second I screw things up I start worrying as if somebody's gonna die.13

Reason Four: Love for friends.14

I don't know if I'm loyal. I don't make much friends in real life so I can't see that. I don't think I do much for my online friends so I'm not sure. But when I have a friend, I am soooo desperate to make sure I never lose them. I don't make them often; I'm not the most social person. I just get lucky. If I win this contest I honestly promise you that I'll take good care of your account, the thing that changed your life for the better.15

Fifth Reason: Experience (maybe I shouldn't have put this here XD I mean, Z's a madman after all I married him.)
I've had experience taking care of Z's account twice (weeeelll, I did tell everyone I was Z the first time, but only for a few seconds! C'mon! It was fun as long as I didn't spam or insult anyone and immediately tell them the truth! I can't hold out for long either, I burst out laughing after a few seconds XD). But I won't try that with you That's a fate worse than being with...You know who The 'E' girl.16

6th Reason: WEEE CAUSE I'M PRINCESS AND I ADORE PRINCESS LILY OF THE TOMBOYS...and I have the time and patience to do it!!!
I'm also your biggest fan! You know I wouldn't diss my homie skillet girl! Besides, now that the school time has resumed, and many of my friends are barely offline...and writing has not much interest to me....I have nothing better to do. It will be so much better knowing that I have a task to do than sitting around waiting for something to eat my boredom. 17

7th Reason: Does this even count? XD18

Well, I don't know what else to say than...IF YOU CAN TRUST ME NOT TO MAUL YOU LIKE A MAD ANIMAL, YOU CAN TRUST ME TO GUARD YOUR ACCOUNT! Wooot! ...Oh wait...you don't trust me with mauling you like a mad animal XD Wow, that's a bad coffee stain on my resume.19


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I am soooo getting this job! HEY! Wait, there is no pay? >_< Well that certainly sucks, but it's good enough for you my princess of tomboys. 21

(Does this count as an eight reason? XD My madness?)
P.S: I wish you good luck with your surgeries, and I hope you feel much better soon, please please continue to pray and have faith. Don't get down and grumpy! I live with an older sister! (well she's currently working in California...) I deal enough with grumpiness in RL! Don't bring it to me here girlfriend! >< You don't know how much it means to see you happy...Or at least think you are. -_- I just want you to be safe, which is why I joined this contest! And I FREAKIN LOVE YOU! *squeals and runs around like mad woman, destroying SW*22


~*Princess*~