SW Friends and Death Note? part 16

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"This is Roger Larries Live! Now we will present on how hard relationships between guys are very complicated. Up, Mello and Matt!" cried the host. Mello and Matt went onstage. The crowd went wild. Courtney smiled.2

"Yay! More yaoi!" she squealed.3

"Since when were Mello and Matt a couple?" asked Lily.4

Mello and Matt went on a long discussion with the host and the audience about their complaints and complicated relationship. Stacey had to wake up Natallie a couple of times. GHOSTS CAN'T SLEEP! Which is why it was very boring.5

Then the words flashed across the big board behind Roger, saying, 'Who is Seme?'6

"I wonder who that is?" Natallie said, looking around. L and Light came onstage. Natallie slapped her face.7

"Oh crap."8

"Now, Rue Ryusaki, please tell us your thoughts of the relationship you and Mr. Yagami share."9

"HIS NAME BACKWARDS IS SPELLED IM A GAY!" shouted someone from the audience.10

"Retard", Natallie said.11

"Well", L said, "Light has a God Personality."12

The crowed 'ooed' at that and some of them giggled. L blushed immediately.13

"I didn't mean it that way!" L exclaimed. Light smiled.14

Courtney squealed. Natallie hit her.15

Cony coughed.16

"I meant it like, he acts like a God."17

"I see, now, tell us what you think of Light."18

"I think he's hot, juicy, and he goes perfectly well with cream. Especially w-"19

Natallie sped over to the stage and whispered in L's ear.20

"What?" he asked.21

She whispered again.22

"Can you really do that?"23

She whispered again.24

"But Light and I are going to be sleeping together on that day!"25

Natallie hit his head and he rubbed it.26

"Ouch".27

She whispered in his ear again.28

"Ok, ok!" he shouted.29

"That's the spirit!" she said, smiling. Then she frowned and walked back.30

"Retard."31

"Ok, who was that?" asked Roger.32

"My death", L shrugged. Roger stared at him.33

"I mean...adviser", L lied.34

"I prefer death...because I will be someday", Natallie said. Every one coughed. Stacey sighed, "She will never learn".35