Anyways, today my siblings were watching a Veggie Tales sing-a-long video, along with some other Veggie Tales video. Both videos contained the song about the pirates who don't do anything. I felt like it was... calling me... Okay, not really. But I love the song, okay? And so, I'm making a parody of it. ^^2
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THE NINJA WHO DON'T DO ANYTHING 4Sakura: Yay! I've always wanted to sing on TV!5
Sasuke: ...Hnn. *wonders how he got dragged into this*6
Naruto: Why does the teme have to be here? He'll ruin everythi--7
Sakura: *sucker-punches Naruto* BAKA!! The music's starting!8
Naruto & Sakura: *singing* We are the Ninja who don't do anything! We just stay home and lie around!9
Sasuke: ...10
Naruto & Sakura: *still singing* And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you...11
Sasuke: We don't do anything. Especially not singing stupid songs. *walks off the stage*12
Sakura: *cries* Who will fill in for Sasuke-kun?13
Hinata: *jumps onstage* I... I will! (Because she secretly wants to be a famous singer) *singing* Well, I've never been to Kusa and I've never been to Oto, and I've never met people who're enemies of Konoha, and I've never been to Kiri and I’ve never been to Iwa, and I’ve never been to Suna in the fall!14
Naruto: Wow… you don’t stutter when you sing!15
All Three: *singing* ‘Cuz we’re the Ninja who don’t do anything! We just stay home and lie around! And if you ask us to do anything, we’ll just tell you… We don’t do anything!16
Sakura: *still… singing* And I never throw shuriken and I never pull off cool moves, and I never punch things to dust 'cuz I never fight at all, and I've never stalked Sasuke-kun and I’ve never owned a headband, and I’ve never been to Suna in the fall!17
All Three: *singing, obviously* ‘Cuz we’re the Ninja who don’t do anything! We just stay home and lie around! And if you ask us to do anything, we’ll just tell you… We don’t do anything!18
Naruto: *singing extra loud for his solo* Well, I’ve never jumped on Tonton and I can’t do karaoke, and I’ve never thrown my instant ramen up against the wall, and I’ve never hugged Hinata and I’ve never dyed my hair green, and I’ve never been to Suna in the fall!19
Sakura: …What the heck was that? Sometimes I wonder how you graduated from the academy!20
Hinata: N… Naruto-kun… I think we’re supposed to t-talk about ninja things… *pokes fingers*21
Naruto: Heheh… *scratches head*22
Sakura: You’re so stupid, Naruto… Meet me in the parking lot. Three ‘o clock. *cracks knuckles with a menacing gleam in her eye*23
Naruto: *gulp*24
Hinata: H-hey… leave Naruto-kun alone, b… bubblegum head!25
Sakura: What!? I’m not a bubblegum head!26
Hinata: A… are too.27
Sakura: AM NOT!28
Hinata: Go… go sp-spit yourself in the tr-trashcan.29
Sakura: That’s it! Get off the stage!30
Hinata: S… says who?31
Sakura: Says Haruno Sakura!32
Hinata: …Is that p-piece of bubblegum trying… to t-talk to me?33
Sakura: YOU’RE DEAD, HYUUGA!! *chases Hinata around the stage*34
Naruto: *watches them knock over the drum set, a wooden chair, and a music stand* … *singing* And I’ve never tasted play-dough and I’ve never smelled a skunk’s spray, and I’ve never painted over the Hokages’ stone faces, and I’ve never stepped in dog crap and I don’t look good in spandex…35
Sakura: *stops chasing Hinata and throws a microphone at Naruto* Baka! You’re making me look bad!36
Naruto: *yelps as the mike hits him in the face* Gomen!37
All Three: *singing again* And we’ve never been to Suna in the fall! *take bows*38
Lee: *applauding from the audience* …You know, it’s not youthful to not do anything. I will have to teach those three the ways of youth! If I cannot, I will run… 247 laps around Konoha! YOSH!! *does his signature thumbs-up sign*
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