50 Cent

Mary Had a little horse,
She taught it how to sing,
It named itself 50 Cent,
And wore a lot of bling.1

Mary had a little horse,
Its coat was white and black,
Mary taught it how to sing,
The horse taught her to rap.

Author notes

This was based on 'Mary Had a Little Lamb'.

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  • Lady Eventide Greeters member
    September 10, 2008

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    Oh, wow! I really like that you kept the same rhythm...and I like that this made me smile. Oh, most terrific, this! Good luck in the contest!


  • Fritz O skennick
    August 27, 2008

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    Great stuff!!!

    Made me laugh...
    Also put a picture in my head of gangsta rap in the land of nursery rhymes. Ma Goose, Lil' Ho Peep, Hump Dumpty but to name a few...
    Fantastic...
    Keep up the good work...
    Well done!!!