The story of my life! (ooo chills)

Ok. since im 2 lazy to write my WHOOOOLE life im just gonna roughly and hyperly illustrate some funfull things about my life at my new school... BE WARNED this document contains hazardous materials...1

Rachel: OMG OMG OMG LLAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!!!!!
RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!2

Cameron: shut up u fool.3

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Rachel: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ELEVATORSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS5

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Cameron: shut up u fool. 7

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Rachel: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH U CALLED ME A FOOL!!! U DON'T CALL ME A FOOL U CALL ME A IDJAT!!! GRRRRRRRRRRR oooo kittens!9

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Cameron: SHUT UP U IDJAT! (sry cam i quoted u b4 u don't usually call ppl fool... TOO BAD OH WELL GET OVER IT!)11

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Sarah: DIE HANNAH MONTANA DIE DIE DIE U SHALL B BURIED ALIVE AND I WILL DANCE NAKED ON UR GRAVE!!!! MHUA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NICK JONAS IS MIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!!!!!!!! KAIA 2 THE MILEY SLAUGHTER MOBILE!!!!!!!!!13

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Kaia: do i have 2?15

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Sarah: E IF U DON'T WANNA B PART OF THE SUPER COOL AWESOME---18

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Kaia: honestly i don't... id much rather run my own game show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! READ BELOW EVIL READER MINIONS!!!!! 20

Kaia: step up there folks u r the lucky winner who gets to be bossed around from kaia!!!21

Cameron: THIS IS SERIOUS!!!!! (imitating Ming Ming from wonderpets)22

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Kaia: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY THATS SO SQUEEZABLE!!!!!24

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Rachel: i though u were running a game show.....26

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Kaia: SHUT UP U IDJAT!!! THIS IS A FREE COUNTRY!!!!!!!!!!!!! R E S P E C T FIND OUT WAT THAT MEANS TO ME R E S P E C T!!!!--- (trails off since she doesn't know any more lines)29

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Cameron: THATS MY LINE!!!!!31

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Christina: gu-uys! LETS JUST FOCUS ON DAVID MENLO AND ANAKIN SKYWALKER!!!! DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN (sings darthvadar song)33

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Christina: OMG THERES LED IN OUR WATER WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE JUST LIKE THE ROMAN EMPIRE!!!! 35

Christina and Kaia: THERES ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO DO B4 WE ALL DIE!!!!!!! LETS SING THE DARTH VADAR SONG WHILE SKIPPING DOWN AND UP THE STAIRS!!!!!36

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Kaia: I THINK WE SHULD ALL SHARE A COOKIE!!!!!!!38

Cameron: OMG I NEVER EVEN GOT THAT ANYWAYS!!!!39

Kaia: THATS CAUSE U WEREN'T COOLIO ENOUGH TO B THERE CAM!!!! OOOOO DIS! BURN! BAM!40

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Cameron: geez. u guys r to happyful for me... skips away doing a happyful dance...42

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Johnny Depp: ummmmmmmm that was weird... 44

(rachel quietly faints of obsession with sweeney todd and johnny depp then quickly revives)45

Sarah Kaia and Rachel: NO IT WASN'T THIS IS!!! (IMITATING CHEETAH GIRLS WHILE RIDINH RANDOM ELEPHANT AND SINGING ONE WORLD)46

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Sarah Kaia and Rachel: OOOO LETS FALL OFF THE ELEPHANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... ow48

Christina: sarah, kaia, rachel... r u alright? 49

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Sarah and Kaia: YES WE'RE FINE GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ WHOS TALKING!!!!!! OMG RACHEL STOP TALKING ABOUT HORROR MOVIES (rachel slinks away singing songs from sweeney todd)52

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Sarah and Kaia: OMG CAMERON LEFT HIS GLAMOROUS EYESHADOW... AFTER HIM!!!!!
(kaia and sarah run after cameron screaming) U FORGOT UR EYESHADOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ITS-GLAMOROUS!  54

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christina is still skipping randomly after kaia abandoned her for camerons GLAMOROUS eyeshadow...56

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Veronica: MY GOLDFISH HAS HEAD TRAUMA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH sad moment...58

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THE END!60

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Author notes

Rockerboy, Macaroni.babe.xx and Kitigrl-sparkloholic U MUST READ!!!! ALSO! i wuld put the darth vadar song as backround music if i culd find it... sry...

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Comments

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  • WOOHOO

    i'm obsessed with this ^,^


  • Lily--Pad
    April 18

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    LOLLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOL!!!!!!!!1 OH MY GOD!!! THAT HAPPENED TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!! MY GOLDFISH HAS HEAD TRAUMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    • laughoholic
      April 18
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      !!!

      no. way!!!!! thats amazing!!! in a sad horrible way but still AMAZZZZZING!!!

  • jmcherrygirl15
    December 16, 2008

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    This is . . . uh . . . interesting, Kaia. But totally realisticful, too. GO, KAIA! I MISS YOU!

    Love, Jensen


  • KaitieTheCheeto
    November 15, 2008

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    lol this sorta reminds me of me and my friends and how randomly random we are. And also how retarded we are.
    AWesome job and good luck in the contest!!

  • laughoholic
    October 20, 2008
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    :)

    Thanks! the personalities of all the people in this story all
    just seem to sizzle and pop to life! that's why i chose to base it on them!
    Thanks for commenting! 8-P

    kaiko!!!! (heh heh im so serious sirius... no my name is sirius! of course
    sirius that's why i said this was so serious not your name sirius! right
    um well of course!)


  • kitigrl-sparkloholic
    October 19, 2008
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    yah know what?

    the character "rachel" really has personality! XD

    rachie>^..^<


  • hug-it-out
    October 14, 2008
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    OMG Haha!!!!

    I'm dancing naked on her grave?????

  • kitigrl-sparkloholic
    September 2, 2008
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    YO

    Hey Moo-moo its Sarah from Rachie's computAH!!! Haha I know I already read this but I'M KOOL LIKE DAT!
    Lyaas mamabff,
    sNiCkEt

    *Want some grape juice?

    beginning: 5, language: 5, plot: 5, ending: 5, dialog: 5, characters: 5.


  • kitigrl-sparkloholic
    August 23, 2008
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    herez summore

    WHEEEEEEEEEEE

    beginning: 5, language: 5, plot: 5, ending: 5, dialog: 5, characters: 5.

  • kitigrl-sparkloholic
    August 23, 2008

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    I LUVD IT

    I GIT THE FIRST LINE! WHEE HOO!

    SWEENEY TODD RULES JOHNNY DEPP RULES I WORSHIP JOHNNY DEPP

    OH, AND THE STORIES NICE TOO.

    HERES FOR BEIN RANDOM AND FALLIN OFF AN EFFELUMPP WITH MEE!

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