Weird Things Happens On Your First Day At Work

Life is full of weird things, some can be very weird, and some can be a heck of an adventure. But then, there is also the possibility that a lot of crazy random weird things just pop up one by one in just one single day, and that are so random and weird that you can hardly believe it’s real. Don’t think it could happen? Well it did happen to someone, someone's first day working at McDonald...1

“I would like a burger with no chicken meat or eggs, extra large, with worms, and a mini size with no worms for my son please.” The rooster pointed to a human child, who was trying to lick his nose with his tongue.2

The man stared at the customer in amazement. Am I looking at a talking chicken right now, or am I Imaging all this. He wondered3

“Who let the chicken out?” he asked finally, looking around the room.4

Everyone shrugged.5

“Now young man, it’s not like I wanted to turn in to a chicken. I was still pig yesterday before I went to sleep, and when I wake up I was cover with feathers and the only thing that I want eat was worms, worms, worms.” The rooster explained.6

“Right... Last time a chicken told me that his was Harry Potter, and got accidentally turned in to a chicken because Voldmort set him up. And you know what happened to him? He ended up as mega size chicken burger.” He joked.7

“Oh, so that’s why the new “Harry Potter” movie hasn’t come out yet. Any way I am serious! I was still a human and a year ago, but then I started to turning to things. That’s why my wife left me.” The rooster started to cry; he took a tissue from counter table and blew in it. “I always wanted turn in to Abraham Lincoln but I never manage to that. Every morning I turn into something weird and random. Take last Monday for example, I waked up in the bathroom as a tooth brush, and that’s when I discover that the tooth brush at our place weren’t used as tooth brush in our house. I guess I should I call it a toilet brush instead.”8

“Hey don’t get all chicken on me! Listen, and let’s make it quick. At McDonald, you are not suppose to sale hamburgers to chickens. But if you insist on buying, then you’ll need some extra cash for me to have an excuse to give to my manager.” He whispered in to the rooster’s ear, if it had one.9

“Oh right then!” The chicken took out a 10 dollar from his feathery pocket with a 5 dollar tip, and put it on the desk.10

“Two Burger coming right up!” He winked at the chicken.11

The rooster looked over at the name tag the guy was wearing which said “Charles Ryan” on it.12

“So Charles, listen, I work at the carnival down the street. If you ever want to take a date there just tells them the name “Tim Booth” and they will be sure to let you in.” The chicken took the burgers, and walked out the doors with the 5 years old human child, who was still trying to lick his nose.13

“McDonald isn’t as bad as I thought apart from the world’s ugliest uniform.” Charles smiled to himself as he put the extra tips in to his pocket.14

Today is first day at work for Charles. He wouldn’t have come to this place if his parents stop giving him allowance. But what really made him work here was when his mom said to him “You got your earn money, Charles pumpkin. Mommy won’t always be around to feed you.” Anyway it is not easy working at McDonald you got face all sorts of crazy customer every day, wearing the most ugly uniform of all fast food restaurant, It’s just so humiliating! But at least you get paid $7.15 every hour and free lunch. The only thing that actually made him stay here was his best friend Mark Jennings was there with him too. Comparing Mark to Charles, Mark is tall but not as attractive as Charles. He is cooler and more awesome than Charles outside the school, not so much inside the school.15

“How you doing over there Charles?” Mark looked over to his buddy who is currently half asleep, with his eyes open, it’s a nature gift.16

“What? What? Is some one robbing the store? Don’t you dare steal my Sponge Bob Square Pants action figure! Its one of kind! I spent 50 bucks on that thing!” Charles woke up from his nap, and started saying nonsense. This is a very common thing to Charles when he wakes up middle of his sleep. That must be the reason that he hadn’t get a girlfriend yet, because he is so proud of his skill that he had to sleep inside class, but when his teacher calls on him, he just makes a fool out of himself by saying stuffs like “Please don’t kill me Dark Vader.” Or “Yes! The golden ticket is finally mine!”17

“Were you sleeping again?” Mark laughed.18

“Yes, no, maybe.” Charles said, innocently.19

They both laughed.20

Just then a guy walked smoothly up to the counter. He had black flat hair, which looked as if he put loads of gill on it. He wore black and white all over
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“I would like a cheese burger please, and please make it fast dudes. So get to work kid!” The man smiled showing his all perfect teeth..21

Charles stopped laughing. “Ok, one cheese burger coming right up!” He caught a glimpse of the man's face and got to work. But then he stopped dead and turned back to look at the man. 22

“You you areee Eeeelllllvviiisss Prreessllleeeyyy.”
“Yep that’s me, son. The King Of Rock And Roll !” He smiled again with a cool pose.23

“Aren’t you supposed to be dead ages ago?”24

“And what makes you think I’m not?”25

“Does that mean you are…. Oh boy!”26

Charles nearly fainted. He slowly shifted his head toward Mark with a dead looking face.27

“What’s up with you? Seen a ghost?” Mark laughed.28

“Yes! Now punch me.” Charles squeaked, who almost wet his pants.29

“What?”30

“Just do it!”31

And so Mark did, and he did it really hard.32

Charles turned his head back with a bruised left cheek, and saw Elvis was still there.33

“Oh sweet lord of heaven, so this is not a dream.” He fainted.34

10 minutes later....35

Charles woke up. “Why does my face taste like coke?” he licked his lips.36

“I had to pour some on you to get you to wake up man.” Mark handed him a towel.37

“And Im glad you did. I just had the weirdest dream in the history of weird dreams.” He stands up. “Man, there was a talking chicken saying that a human boy was his son, and then came…”38

“Are you ok?” Elvis grinned at him.39

“Oh Jesus!” He fainted again.40

Another 10 minutes had passed....41

This time Charles woke up once more. “Ouch hot hot! Why is there Tabasco sauce on my face?” He licked his lips.42

“To keep you awake.”43

“Why?”44

“Cause the icy cold coke didn’t work!”45

“Oh right... Wait! Which makes the dreams I had before real! That means...” He stands up and saw that Elvis was still there.46

“Oh ma ma!” He fainted again, but this time he waked up right after he fall to the ground.47

“Told you that Tabasco sauce would work.” Mark grinned, and offered his buddy a hand. “So why did you faint?”48

Charles stood up, his eye widened when he saw Elvis again. “Dude can’t you see him? Elvis? You know the big goofy hair Elvis? King of Rock?”49

“Hun? Were you sleeping again?” Mark looked around and saw no sign Elvis.50

“What? No I wasn’t sleeping. Cant you see him?” Charles ran next to Elvis and put his hands on Elvis’s shoulder. “See Elvis…” He said slowly trying to prove all this was true.51

“Charles, I’m sorry, but I really can’t see any Elvis. Look, I really need to get back to work..” Mark turned back to counter and was ready to greet customers.52

“Hey Charles, the kids got a point there. You should be getting my cheese burger right now!” Elvis tapped Charles on the shoulders.53

Maybe I am imaging all this. Yes, that’s right! I am imagining all this. There is no talking chicken, there’s no Elvis. It’s all going to be fine. I might as well get back to work and get this day over with. Charles fixed up his uniform and staggered back inside the counter.54

“Hey! What about my cheese burger? Hey look at me when I am talking to you. Don’t you dare walking away from the King.”55

Then came a loud sound of ROAR!56

Cut! Cut! Cut! Who let this big fellow in to my show?57

“Sorry sir, but I have no idea how this T-Rex manage to escape the “Jurassic Park” scene.”58

Well then get it out of here!59

RROOAARR!60

Don’t you shout at me! You so Fired!61

“Sorry sir, but it does not work for you.”62

RRROOOAAARRR!!!63

Good boy?64

RRRROOOOAAAAARRRRR!!!!!65

“Um, sir?"66

Yeah?67

“I just thought you’d might want to know.”68

Yeah? 69

“He’s saying we’ve got ten seconds to pray to the god. After that.. well...he’s hungry.70

I guess that’s all for episode one then. Well be sure to check episode 2 if I live to direct it, and have and awesome day! Until next time! AAAHHHHH!71

End Of Episode 1....72