Personal Quotes

He only paid me 10 bucks!1

-Me2

10 bucks! your worth so much more than that~3

-Kelly4

I KNOW! im at least worth 5!!! .....wait...5

-Me6

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Man what's she saying?8

-Me9

I dont know shes talking in spanish10

-Jessica Hicks11

Wow its like shes talking a foriegn language or something!12

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Im guna turn around REALLY fast. It's comin. I dont know when but when I do it'll be a slidequickbitch!14

-Kayle 15

*tries to turn car around and everything ends up fliying off the seats onto the floor*16

...fuck!17

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Do you think that if you were a pot plant you would be high all the time cuz the shit that makes you high is you know inside you?19

-Katie20

I dont know man....or would you have to smoke yourself? or your friends? *looks around suspisiously*21

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How do you know that im not a insane crackhead psycho killer with a shotgun shoved up my ass just waiting to whip it out and blow your heads off?23

-Lane24

Because i know you, You are criminally insane but not a crackhead so therefore you are disqualified.25

-David26

IT COULD BE A FRONT! i could have a shotgun rammed up my ass!27

Actually no, that would hurt it would go too far in man28

-Lane29

well then you couldnt handle me!30

-David31

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Laura your the fucking smartest dumbass that i know33

-Me34

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ok as you know i have no plans for my life so we are going to travel around in a hippie bus and smoke all day long so you CANT GET MARRIED premiscious sex only you get married and it will ruin all my plans36

-me( so i was high...)37

Laura looks at me suggestivly38

chick next to us looks at us shocked39

....ok that did NOT come out right...40

-me41

(laura still looking at me sugestivly)42

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