Hi1
Today I will be telling you about the few reasons (10) of why I choose to live. 2
My first reason is that I could save a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico (which I haven't done yet).3
My second reason is going to a movie theatre, paying for one movie, and completely watching the whole movie list within 11 to 12 hours tops......What a bunch of dummies lol4
My third reason is SEX......I know its sudden but, yeah.....it speaks for itself. I just had to put it out there (sniff) yeah.5
My fourth reason is the Mon-ey (Had to put a hyphen on it just to let you see that its really important)6
My fifth reason is my Parents. Love em to death. Especially when we crack jokes on each other in an All-You-Can-Eat restuarant hilariously cursing loudly when accidentally there are little kids listening in lol7
My sixth reason is watching harold and kumar every night while eating a big box of White Castles with my friends. 8
My seventh reason is becoming a really good/unique author that everyone knows.9
My eighth reason is going to a random wedding and knocking on a glass window numerous times while yelling "I love you"10
My ninth reason is going to starbucks coffee shop with a laptop, and typing right in front of people just to show them how important I am.11
My last and final reason is, its just my hobbie to live.12
I love living lol13
Author notes
Also 10 reasons why I would stop living.
1. Getting stabbed numerous times.
2. Jumping off a building.
3. Getting shot a few times in the chest.
4. Having ninja's target you while your in starbucks.
5. Have Arnold Schwarzenegger go terminator on you just to reclaim his movie career.
6. Steal a lion's food.
7. Have Michael Jackson sing your child a lullaby (sike, Love ya Michael)
8. Star in a Hannah Montanna movie in theatres.
9. Have a Homeless man cook for me.
10. Have myself eat my own food
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- Your Reasons To Live by Robin Omallia.
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Pretty good reasons to live, I like 1, 3, 8 and 9 the best personally, but they all work.
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haha thats cool!
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hahahaha hmmmmmm idk what to say
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Really thoughtful...Loved three and four. Great job on them all and the reason's to die...#6 funny
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That was nice.
Kind of short, but good.
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Inteesting ,quite nice.Well i thought (but that's just my opinion)that your parents or the desire to become a great author would be on top of the list.Anyway have to say it's very original .
The last reason was the best.
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#1 is the best!
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the only thing I found offensive was the thing about movie theaters. But thats only cause I work in one. lol but great list, lol
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