Little Blue Pill of DOOM Ch 17

Little Blue Pill Of DOOM!1

WARNING: Contains Yaoi, boyxboy sex-making, and uhm... Oh yeah, incest too! Uchihacest, to be more precise. Yep, you guessed it! It's another ItachiXSasuke fic from me! If this kind of thing offends you, then please refrain from reading, and kindly hit the back button! Have a sexy day!2

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, or anything associated with it. That's all Masashi Kishimoto's fault; blame him, not me. Uhm... I barely even own this fic, okies?3

Chapter 17:4

Once Kotetsu had left, Itachi started making lunch for all of them. It seemed like a pretty peaceful afternoon, other than the occasional comment from Sasuke about how much he hated Kotetsu and Itachi.5

And of course their was the sexual tension between Itachi and Deidara to deal with. It did not help that they were having to eat their lunch on the same table that he and Dei had just fucked on, either. And to make it even worse, they would have to hide it from Sasuke the entire time. Itachi was a bit surprised Deidara hadn't told him anything, or at least hinted. He did promise but... still.6

"Alright thanks for the food Aniki," Sasuke muttered in a dismissive tone. "Now I think I deserve to take a nap, what about you?"7

Itachi wasn't sure whether he was asking permission or not. It sounded like it could be taken either way. "Sure, Sasuke-kun. Go ahead, and do what you want."8

"Sheesh, what's got you so down, Itachi-danna?" Deidara questioned, once Sasuke had left the room again.9

"I feel horrible about what I did to him, Dei. You of all people should know that and you should know why! I'm a terrible brother... And an even worse lover." Itachi laid his head on the table, about to cry.10

There was a new word. In all his years with the man, Deidara had never heard him say anyone was his 'lover'. He'dheard all the other words, like 'fuck-buddy', 'slave', 'friend with benefits', 'pet', 'submissive', 'uke', and other things. But never had Itachi dared to call anyone his lover, or boyfriend. This was his brother they were talking about! These words scared Deidara more than he would have liked to admit.11

"There, there," Deidara gently squeezed his shoulders from behind him. "It's not so bad, un. And it's all over now anyway, yeah. What's done is done yeah, and you shouldn't worry about it."12

"But that's just it, Dei-chan. I do." And that thought scared him like no other ever had.13

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Kotetsu had briefly check back in with the school before locking his office and heading home. But there was one more stop he had to make along the way...15

Carefully, the nervous man glanced over his shoulder to make sure no one was watching, when he disappeared into the creepy old warehouse. It looked abandoned from the outside, and that was just how it's owner liked it. Hidden so well right out in plain sight, and always kept locked, unless one knew how to gain entry.16

The hidden cameras picked up the image of the tall and proud-looking young man. He knocked steadily on the fifth door to the left exactly eight times, and when he heard a single return knock, he stated the password Izumo had told him about. Rumor had it they would change the password once a week.17

"Hebi-hime." He muttered, pressed lightly against the door frame, watching it open.18

A man with medium-length gray hair and glasses greeted him. To be honest, he was a bit geeky looking, but Kotetsu had no complaints. He also was not afraid to be here. The guy said nothing, and neither did he.19

"Yes?" A slippery, that was the only way to describe it, voice asked patiently, when he was led into a small office in the back.20

"I know I've never been here before," Kotetsu spoke without stuttering, or showing a hint of emotion in his stoic face. "But a friend told me about this place, and I desperately need your help."21

"Alright, what kind of mission do you have for us?"22

"Will you help me?"23

The man with long dark hair completely masking his face put a pale finger to his chin and thought for a moment. "I can't answer that until you tell me what it is you seek."24

"Sasuke Uchiha," His face showed a hint of emotion now, and it could only be named as lust. "I must have him!" He slammed his fist down on the deak to emphasize his point.25

"Perfect."26

The gray haired man to his left chuckled at the irony of the situation. They had had someone else in here just last week seeking their help in obtaining that very same boy. A redhead man with a bad temper. Needless to say, evil laughter ensued.27

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The next morning, as he lay curled up in bed beside his all-too-cute brother, Itachi's cell phone rang. He answered it with sleepy eyes.29

"Hn. What?"30

"Itachi-san, so nice to hear of your decision. Pein-kun informed me of it earlier today."31

"Decision?" He was still groggy.32

"Yes," Sasori claimed. "He said you had decided to keep Sasuke for your own. I must say that is a very bold decision, and one that you will regret later. I will be phoning the police shortly."33

Itachi was suddenyl angry, as he remembered what was going on. "Then why call me, you fucking asshole?!"34

Sasuke stirred awake on the bed. He had spent all night long curled up as far away from Itachi as he could get. He'd thought about spending the night on the couch in the living room, but it was just too cold that night. And besides, who knew what Deidara might do if he found him all alone out there? The boy listened, but could not hear Sasori's end of the conversation.35

"I decided to be merciful, and give you one last chance to redeem yourself, before making the call. Are you certain you do not want to hand Sasuke over to me? Not even for just three days?"36

"Fuck you!" Itachi slammed the phone down.37

He turned to look at his brother. Sasuke looked concerned about what had just happened. Itachi knew he would have to comfort the boy. "It's alright, Sasu-chan. No big deal."38

"How can you say that? It was Sasori, wasn't it? You already gave in to Kotetsu-sensei, why not just let the creepy guy get what he wants too? I mean, why should I matter to you? I'm just a sex toy!" He was very nearly in tears over this.39

Itachi pulled him close. "It was a momentary lapse in judgement. And I can assure you otouto, that it will not happen again."40

Why was he doing this? Sasuke wanted someone to hold him and tell him everything would be alright. And Itachi had done that, but not in the way that his brother wanted. He was too business-like about it, which made him seem all the more coldhearted. "41

Sasuke shuffled away from him, before grabbing a towel and heading for the shower.42

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Later that day, they recieved an expected visitor for once. Itachi opened the door, expecting to find Kotetsu there. But instead, he was greeted by a woman with striking purple hair, done up in a punk style spike in the back, and hanging long in the front. Even her eyes had a purple-lavender look to them. 'Hn. Contacts, maybe?'44

"Oh, hello... May I help you, miss?" Itachi was automatically suspicious of her, when he spotted the simple business-like brown clipboard she was carrying in her left arm. The woman held a pen in her right hand.45

"Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Anko Mitarashi, but you may call me what you like. It makes no difference to me. I am a social worker as well as a field detective for the city of Konoha. Do you know why I was sent here today?"46

'Yeah, it's because I'm fucking my brother every chance I get!' "No."47

"We recieved a call regarding a certain 'undignified relationship' between you and your younger brother. You are Itachi Uchiha, correct?"48

"Yes." 'Although I wish I wasn't, at this particular moment in time...'49

"Very well then. Do you mind if I take a look around? I am supposed to monitor and interview each of you," She attempted to step past him, but Itachi had a firm grip on the door, and wasn't letting her pass. "I could easily obtain a search warrant for your home here, but that would only draw out the process of this whole thing, and make it take even longer."50

"No, that's fine. I have no objections, of course. Come on in."51

Anko walked in, and was surprised to see that the place was actually being kept quite clean for two boys to be living here alone. She took a short note of it, and also reported his hesitance to let her inside at first.52

"What kind of 'relationship' was reported exactly?" Itachi questioned, closing the door and following close behind her.53

"You should know. But if you don't, it's an incestuous one. I'll just get right to the point, Itachi-san. Are you having sexual relations with your younger brother?"54

"No way!" He seemed genuinely adamant about it. "That's sick! But I do have a lot of enemies who are angry with me for other reasons... One of them probabably said that, just to cause me problems."55

"Mm-hmm..." She looked doubtful, but he saw the only thing she wrote down was 'Party A- Denies incest.'56

Sasuke had just come out of his room. He'd been in the hall when he heard what was being said, and he didn't want them to know he'd been listening. He'd already rushed in and told Deidara what was going on.57

"Hey Nii-san, is that your girlfriend?" He joked, hoping to lighten the mood a little bit.58

"Tch, no." Itachi scoffed right away, silently hoping that his little brother wouldn't tell her the truth. 'Please don't screw this up Sasuke! I could go to jail if you tell her...'59

"And are you Sasuke Uchiha, sir?" She maintained a professional demeanor, even when faced with such ridicule. It was almost admirable, in a way.60

"Hai."61

"Very good. I'd like to ask you a few questions in private, if I may."62

Sasuke looked to Itachi for approval, and he nodded. Once Anko had began to walk toward him, he saw Itachi give a barely noticable wink in his direction, and then pretend to scratch his eye. He would have returned the secret signal, but this lady was watching him.63

"We can talk in here," He led her to the room he shared with Itachi, knowing everything that could give them away was hidden.64

"Alright," She smiled as he closed the door. "My name is Anko-san. Sasuke-san, first I should tell you that I am only here to help you. Nothing bad will happen to you as long as you are honest with me. Okay?"65

"What's going on?"66

"Well, I am a detective and I was sent here for- Nevermind. I just have some very serious questions that I have to ask you, because it's my job. Is that okay with you?"67

"Yeah, sure..."68

Anko wrote something down. He couldn't see what it was. "Has your older brother ever acted inappropriately toward you?"69

Sasuke knew that playing dumb was the best way to go right now. "What do you mean?"70

"What I mean is... Has he ever touched you anywhere he shouldn't? Has he threatened you in any way? He's not here now, and I promise not to tell him anything that you say to me."71

"What?!" He had to give himself credit, he was a pretty good actor, when he was motivated enough. "No! Ew!"72

"So let me just ask you... Are you involved in an incestuous relationship with your brother? Or is he forcing you into one?"73

"I am happy to say no and no, officer." He hoped that would be good enough to convince her. "I am involved with someone, but it's a girl from my school. Her name is Sakura Haruno. If you don't believe me, just ask her. I can give you her address and phone number."74

'Party B- Denies incest.' "No, I'm afraid that won't be necessary. Thank you for answering my questions, Sasuke-san."75

He thought it was over, but then she used a scrap piece of paper to write down a message for him. It said 'Blink once if the room is bugged, or you are in danger and can't talk here. Blink twice if everything really is fine.'76

Without missing a beat, he batted his thick dark lashes at her twice, and that was enough to send her on her way. But when she walked into the hall, she encountered a blonde girl. She hadn't been informed of any girls living here, but...77

"Oh, I'm sorry. I wasn't aware that anyone else was here. Sorry for interrupting."78

"Nice to meet you," Deidara winked at her. Anko was taken by surprise for a moment. She hadn't realized this was a guy! "I'm Deidara-chan."79

"Oh, uhm hi... I'm Anko-san, with the Konoha police. Do you live here with the Uchihas?"80

"Yeah. I'm happy to say that Itachi-san is my boyfriend, yeah. Sasuke-kun's not in any kind of trouble, is he un?"81

"No," Anko was spellbound by his unusual good looks. Though she would never admit it, she was a sucker for blondes. "Let me ask you the same thing I've had to ask them, if you don't mind... To your knowledge, are these two involved in any kind of incestuous relationship?"82

"Not a chance, un. I'd know if my Ita-kun was cheating on me yeah. But I have a pretty good idea who was behind all this, and if you don't mind I'd like to tell you. It was most likely my jealous ex-boyfriend Sasori-san who called in, un. He's been so angry at Itachi-kun ever since I moved in with him, yeah!"83

'Un-named Party C- Denies incest. Gave information regarding caller being a jealous ex-lover.' "Well that should be good enough for everyone to get off your case about it, Itachi-san. I am sorry to have bothered the three of you. Your name should be completely cleared by tomorrow."84

"Not a problem," Itachi led her back to the door, praying she was telling the truth, and really hadn't found anything suspicious here. "Come back any time. We have nothing to hide."85

"That won't be necessary. Have a nice day."86

Itachi let out a sigh of relief once she was gone. She was kind of cute, and he had to admit that he would have even considered her fuckable, had she not been a cop. He gave Sasuke the same look in return that he was recieving. They waited until they heard her car leave, before they shared a long hug.87

"Hey, what about me un?!"88

Sasuke giggled over his big brothers shoulder at their new nuisance. "Silly Deidara, Itachi is for Sasuke!"89

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