Little Blue Pill of DOOM Ch 16

Little Blue Pill Of DOOM!1

WARNING: Contains Yaoi, boyxboy sex-making, and uhm... Oh yeah, incest too! Uchihacest, to be more precise. Yep, you guessed it! It's another ItachiXSasuke fic from me! If this kind of thing offends you, then please refrain from reading, and kindly hit the back button! Have a sexy day!2

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, or anything associated with it. That's all Masashi Kishimoto's fault; blame him, not me. Uhm... I barely even own this fic, okies?3

Chapter 16:4

Sasuke's cock rubbed delightfully against Kotetsu's stomach. He wanted to cum so badly... But he knew he still couldn't. How much worse could this day get?5

"Ahhhh, oh yeaahhhh..." Kotetsu came in him for the second time in the last thirty minutes.6

He looked at the clock. 'Thirty minutes left to go... Damn, time is going slowly right now! I wonder what Itachi is doing right now.'7

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Deidara smirked at the moaning Uchiha, grasping his erection firmly. "Want to take this someplace else, Itachi-danna?"9

"Nnnhhh, yes..."10

Itachi picked the blonde up, holding him against his chest tightly, and carried him off into the kitchen.11

"Why don't we just go to my room, un?"12

"Because my otouto is right next to it! I don't want him to know..." Deidara looked hurt, but he couldn't help it. "We need to establish that, before this goes any further, Dei-chan."13

"It's fine, yeah. Just let me take care of you right now, Itachi-danna. Everything will be fine, and I won't tell Sasuke-kun anything. If he asks, I will deny it, un. I promise, yeah."14

"Very well," He nodded, and proceeded to drop Dei unceremoniously onto the kitchen table, where the three of them ate breakfast every day. Itachi stripped both of them, and then climbed over Deidara, pushing him onto his back and straddling his face. "Suck me off. Mhhhmmmm..."15

Deidara did as he was asked, taking long slow strokes at first, before picking up his rhythm. Apparently that still wasn't enough for Itachi. No, he needed to feel his long hot cock sliding across those firm lips at a much harsher rate. He began thrusting his hips, pumping his erection into Deidara's face.16

The blonde uke didn't complain at all. He would take anything Itachi could give him, no matter what it was. That was just the way things worked between him. He had been obedient to Sasori, but that was all. There had never been any real passion between them.17

"Mmmm..." He rolled his eyes back, and moaned around Itachi's cock, deep throating him now. When Itachi pulled away, he pouted a little, but he shrugged and went with it. "Itachi-danna... Please, help me. I need you to make me beg, and teach me a lesson, master! Oh, unnnnn, please..."18

Itachi didn't like where this was going at all. He didn't want them to fall back into old habits. "Dei-chan, look at me." He tilted his head up so that he face to face with Itachi. "I am not your master. Whether you like it or not, Sasori-san is, and that cannot be undone. I only have one submissive under me, and that is my otouto. Got that?"19

"Y-yes, yeah..."20

Suddenly a little shy and scared, Deidara stopped moving. He wasn't sure what to do anymore. But he followed Itachi's lead, as he was placed into a much more provocative position. He was made to lie down on his stomach, with his unused, wanton ass exposed to the Uchiha.21

Itachi took a seat at his usual place, and angled Dei's legs so that he had one on each shoulder. He then snapped at him to spread them as far as he could, to which the other man complied without argument. The weasel was good at reading people... Too good. He knew that Deidara wanted someone to do this for him, the moment he had walked in on him and Sasuke. Otherwise he never would have asked to join them in the first place. They had been friends for a long time, and he knew him like the back of his hand.22

"Try to keep the volume down," Itachi teased him a bit, letting his breath fall in hot waves over Deidara's aroused anus. The puckered opening quivered with delight at what he was about to do...23

"Aaaahhh! Ohhh, nnnnhhh... Un, Itachi... Yeah!"24

Deidara felt a squishy tongue wiggling it's way into him, and he could almost squeal from joy. He had always wanted a rim job, but Sasori would never do that for him, no matter how much he begged. And now for Itachi to do this, it was so erotic. He would have probablu cum on the spot, if not for the weight of his body pressing his penis awkwardly into the hard wooden table. It was hard enough to stay hard in this position, but he knew he couldn't cum this way.25

Itachi noticed when his friend's provocative moans got a little too loud for comfort. He hoped Sasuke hadn't noticed the sounds they were making. He'd had enough of this foreplay. Any type of playing around he did was usually with Sasuke, and it almost hurt him to be doing this.26

Hoping he could finish this before Sasuke's time with Kotetsu was up, Itachi climbed on top of Deidara, and started to flip him over.27

"No, please..." He whined, when Itachi's skillful fingers caressed the flesh of his legs, pressing gently against them in an effort to flip him. "Itachi-kun... Let me just see your face, please... I want to make love to you, Itachi."28

"Deidara!" He automatically got angry, just as the blonde thought he would. The Uchiha took words like that surprisingly seriously. "You do not know what you are asking. I can't do that, not for anyone. Not even for Sasuke-kun..."29

"I- I'm sorry, Itachi-danna... Just please, let's finish this. I didn't mean any disrespect, un."30

"Alright. I've got a better idea than this... Get off the table."31

Itachi took his hand, and led him to thecounter across the room. Then, he grabbed a chair, turned it around backwards, and placed it against the counter. Deidara looked confused, as he heard the sound of the metal chair scraping sharply along the kitchen tile.32

"What do you want to-"33

He was cut off by the feeling of a set of soft Uchiha lips on his mouth. Deidara moaned when Itaci grasped his cock, and led him gently to the chair. He placed his hands on the back of it, and angeld his hips out.34

"Oh, I get it... Okay, un. I guess you know what you're doing, yeah." He trusted Itachi, luckily for both of them.35

"Bend over," He grinned wickedly, while pressing his hard dick against the blonde uke's entrance. "And take it like a man!"36

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"...Like a man!" Itachi's words reached Sasuke's ears, and he was sure he had a pretty good idea of what was going on... And it stung him where nothing had ever hurt him before. His heart was aching, and feeling like it had just been crushed in his chest. Meanwhile, he and Kotetsu were just cleaning up.38

Which meant he was giving the older man head. He groaned around his erection, trying to give him extra pleasure. Kotetsu shuddered. He'd asked Sasuke to clean him up after the crazy sex they'd just had. He was definetely one of the best the man had ever experienced.39

Already, he wanted more... And it wasn't even over yet! They still had about ten minutes left, according to the clock which Sasuke had spent the whole time trying to rush.40

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Itachi's member pulsed, once it entered Deidara. The blonde had mentally complimented his genius and cleverness in thinking this up.42

This way, they could fuck while standing up. It was hotter than the sex they used to have when they had been together, and it was wild. The way his cock slid in and out of the other male's ass so wonderfully; it made them both want to cum right then. Deidara could push all he wanted on the kitchen chair, and it only went against the cabinet. It was the perfect way to brace himself, while being able to bend over perfectly to take Itachi's massive organ inside him.43

"Unnn... Hah... Ita-chi... Nnnngghh..." His seed spilt all over the ugly tile that adorned their floor.44

"Mhmmm, Deidara... ch-chan, ohhh I'm cumming..." Itachi braced himself on Dei's shoulders, before spilling himself deep within his uke's ass. Well, Deidara may not technically be his, as he was so quick to remind himself, but for the moment there was nothing else in the world except for each other.45

"Itachi-danna... I lo-"46

"Shut up Dei," The Uchiha seemed to regain his sense much quicker than the man who currently collasped under him. "Now is not the time for that. You know better. Don't even say it."47

'I still love you, Itachi...' Sadly, these words could only be spoken in his mind, and he damn well knew it. "Right, un. We should clean up this mess, ne?"48

"Yeah, let me get a towel... Put your clothes back on."49

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The moment the clock shifted to say it was two o' clock pm, Sasuke could have cheered. He was so glad it was over with.51

"Not so fast," Kotetsu stopped him, just as he was about to go out the door. "Sasuke-kun, don't you want to get dressed before rushing out there?"52

Sasuke looked at him, before bolting from the room. "No!"53

Kotetsu shook his head with disdain for the poor boy. 'If only he knew he's been promised to me not once, but twice! What would he do then? Glue his asshole shut?'54

"Aniki, where are you?" Sasuke ran straight through the living room, and when he didn't see Itachi, he made for the kitchen.55

"In here, Sasuke-chan."56

Deidara could have fainted when he saw the naked boy rush over to Itachi and wrap himself around the guy's waist. It was crazy!57

"So... how was it, un?"58

"It was horrible!" Sasuke shuddered, as if to prove his point. Kotetsu walked into the kitchen as well, but was ignored. "Hey, Itachi-nii?"59

Itachi nearly winced with guilt each time his brother called his name. It made him feel something... strange. "Hn. What is it, otouto?"60

"I heard you scream something really loud earlier. What were you two doing while I was gone?"61

"What did he say, un? I don't remember him yelling or anything," Deidara interrupted, before Itachi had a chance to answer. Kotetsu was leaning casually back against the wall, simply watching this siutation that he was now somehow involved in.62

"I think it was 'like a man', and that's about all I caught. So, Aniki?"63

Itachi was speechless. He had no idea how to handle that comment. The panic was evident on his face, when Deidara began speaking. 'Please Dei, keep your promise! I can't stand for him to know what a horrible, disgusting person that I am... I do not deserve his love.'64

Deidara smiled at Sasuke. "Oh, is that all, yeah? We got into a conversation about Sasori-san, un. He was saying that I shouldn't be so afraid of him, and that I should stand my ground 'like a man', yeah."65

"Oh, okay..." Sasuke seemed a little skeptical, but overall he bought it. he was pretty certain that if they had done anything they shouldn't, Deidara would have been the first one to rub it in his face. No one noticed Itachi letting out a silent breath he'd been holding the whole time.66

'Nice cover, Deidara-chan...'67

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