My playlist

1) Love Me Dead
2)Ludo
3)Love me cancerously
Like a salt-sore soaked in the sea.
'High-maintenance' means
You're a gluttonous queen
Narcissistic and mean.1

Kill me romantically
Fill my soul with vomit
Then ask me for a piece of gum.
Bitter and dumb
You're my sugarplum.
You're awful, I love you! 2

CHORUS
She moves through moonbeams slowly
She knows just how to hold me
And when her edges soften
Her body is my coffin
I know she drains me slowly
She wears me down to bones in bed
Must be the sign on my head
That says, oh...
Love me dead! Love me dead! 3

You're a faith-healer on T.V.
You're an office park without any trees
Corporate and cold
Gushing for gold
Leave me alone.4

You suck so passionately
You're a parasitic psycho, filthy creature
Finger-bangin' my heart
You call me up drunk
Does the fun ever start?
You're hideous and sexy! 5

She moves through moonbeams slowly
She knows just how to hold me
And when her edges soften
Her body is my coffin
I know she drains me slowly
She wears me down to bones in bed
Must be the sign on my head
That says, oh...
Love me dead! Love me dead! 6

SOLO7

Love me cancerously8

Brrrot-dot-da-d-da-da!
Brrrot-dot-da-d-da-da! 9

How's your new boy?
Does he know about me?
You've got the mark of the beast.
You're born of a jackal! You're beautiful! 10

She moves through moonbeams slowly
She knows just how to hold me
And when her edges soften
Her body is my coffin
I know she drains me slowly
She wears me down to bones in bed
Wha' 'bout that sign on my head
That says, oh...
Love me dead! Love me dead!11

---12

1) Speakers Blown
2) Hit the Lights
3)I can't hear you, you sound like static
I can't hear you my ears have had it bad
You sound like a...13

Radio with the speakers blown
The treble high and the bass down low
Down low14

Tonight I'm drowning in my favorite records
Trying to forget how every thread
Reminds me of the nights I spent with you
They play the soundtrack to my falling tears
The soundtrack to this wasted year
And the sleeves hide scars better than I could ever do
So turn me up when you turn me on
When we hear hearts break we'll say they're playing our song15

It sounds like a radio with the speakers blown
The kind of sound that you'll never know
Treble high and the bass down low
Woahoh woahoh
Radio with the speakers blown
The kind of sound that you'll never know
Treble high and the bass down low
Woahoh16

The record plays to the beat of my heart
And my heart you know it plays like a metronome
If the record skips a beat my heart will too
It plays the soundtrack to my falling tears
The soundtrack to this wasted year
And the sleeves hide scars better than I could ever do
So turn me up when you turn me on
When we hear hearts break we'll say they're playing our song17

It sounds like a radio with the speakers blown
The kind of sound that you'll never know
Treble high and the bass down low
Woahoh woahoh
Radio with the speakers blown
The kind of sound that you'll never know
Treble high and the bass down low
Woahoh18

So I'll play these records you've always hated
I'm feeling so sick and medicated
Aw come on why are you so nervous boy
My prescriptions read like ransom notes
And love letters you never wrote
Help me feel like I'm not paranoid19

I can't hear you, you sound like static
I can't hear you my ears have had it bad
It sounds like a...20

Radio with the speakers blown
Treble high and the bass down low
Down low21

It sounds like radio with the speakers blown
The kind of sound that you'll never know
Treble high and the bass down low
Woahoh woahoh
Radio with the speakers blown
The kind of sound that you'll never know
Treble high and the bass down low
Woahoh
Treble high and the bass down low22

---23

1) Hurricane Haley
2) Forever the Sickest Kids
3)I got a text saying you would be calling
I got a phone call to prove it was true
I couldn’t let you win
It was do or die
You had the last words baby and I’m wondering why24

Do you really wanna hurt me baby
I never wanted this to happen
You’ve been acting crazy
So Haley25

From the start of
It was the beginning
You know me better than I know myself
And I know myself pretty well
And I know myself pretty well26

From the start of
It was the beginning
You know me better than I know myself
And I know myself pretty well
And I know myself pretty well27

It was a bonfire waiting to happen
It was a hurricane that pulled us through
So I sat down and figured it out
And found out all about
How things were better the first time28

From the start of
It was the beginning
You know me better than I know myself
And I know myself pretty well
And I know myself pretty well29

From the start of
It was the beginning
You know me better than I know myself
And I know myself pretty well
And I know myself pretty well30

I could make up my mind
From the start
But I I won’t won’t
You’re here for a week
But you gotta be31

From the start of
It was the beginning
You know me better than I know myself
And I know myself pretty well
And I know myself pretty well32

From the start of
It was the beginning
You know me better than I know myself
And I know myself pretty well
And I know myself pretty well33

From the start of
It was the beginning
You know me better than I know myself
And I know myself pretty well
And I know myself pretty well34

Oh, do you really wanna hurt me baby
I never wanted this to happen
You’ve been acting crazy
So Haley, come over35

---36

1) Shiksa
2) Say Anything
3)Girlfriend now
I have a girlfriend now
No way, no how'd
I get a girlfriend now?37

I remember it vividly, love
I’ve been walking erect since the moment we met
And I caught your eyes to my surprise
Your white thighs38

Hebraic neuroses ceased to be
An angel’s conversing with me
The new attractive to me
Is divine39

Even if your friends don’t understand
No matter what, I’ll always be your man
Even if you go,
You know you’ll leave me feeling grand
Yeah Yeah40

I’ll need new contraceptives,
I found god when you left him,
Let’s spend the night entwined
Out on the boardwalk in sickly summertime
Like the yin and the yang of the afikomen
You’re the omen
That all has changed that was deranged41

Even if you suck me til I’m sore
No matter what,
I’d bleed to be your whore
Even if the cancer grows til we explode,
I’m yours42

Girlfriend now
I have a girlfriend now
No way, no how'd
I get a girlfriend, now?43

Well from here on forth,
I’m yours.
And even if your whisper eats my ear,
Your voice shall be the only song I long to hear44

And even if your fear the end,
Our sacrament of salmon and Irish beer
Will still be here45

Girlfriend now
I have a girlfriend now
No way, no how'd
I get a girlfriend, now?
Girlfriend now
I have a girlfriend now
No way, no how
Shes my girlfriend now46

---47

1)Walk Through Hell
2) Say Anything
3)And if I could swim, I'd swim out to you in the ocean,
Swim out to where you were floating in the dark.
And if I was blessed, I'd walk on the water you're breathing,
To lend you some air for that heaving, sunken chest.48

'Cause they chose you as the model for their empty little dreams,
With your new head and your legs spread like a filthy magazine.
And they hunt you, and they gut you, and you give in.49

And if I was brave, I'd climb up to you on the mountain,
They led you to drink from their fountain spouting lies.
And I'd slay the horrible beast they commissioned
To steer me away from my mission to your eyes.50

And I'd stand there, like a soldier, with my foot upon his chest,
With my grin spread, and my arms out, in my bloodstained Sunday's best,
And you'd hold me; I'd remind you who you are under their shell.51

I'd walk through hell for you, let it burn right through my shoes
These soles are useless without you
Through hell for you, let the torturing ensue;
My soul is useless without you...52

And if they send a whirlwind, I'd hug it like a harmless little tree.
Or an earthquake, I'd calm it, and I'd bring you back to me.
And I'd hold you in my weak arms like a first born.53

I'd walk through hell for you, let it burn right through my shoes,
These soles are useless without you
Through hell for you, let the torturing ensue;
My soul is usless without you...54

Through hell for you
Through hell for you
Without you, without you...55

Now I've walked through hell for you.
What's an adventurer to do,
But rest these feet at home with you?