Top 10 Reasons You Should Live

Okay, when I read this contest, it reminded me of my ex- Gabe. I really loved him, and we broke up about 6 months ago. He's be a jerk for these last 6 months and... it hurts. So I thought I would write my first entry on him, because I've come to dispise him. 1

1. You still owe me 75 dollars. 2

You had all these spectacular dreams that you never had the ambition to do. You wanted to be a chemist, a police officer, a bailbondsmen, you wanted to start a business to make masks for people allergic to latex, you wanted to be a professional actor, and you wanted to be a filmmaker. I lent you 300 dollars to the bail bondsmen, and you made for the class to get your degree- then found out you couldnt get the degree because you were colorblind. They wouldnt refund your money, and you never gave me the rest of the money, which was 75 dollars. 3

2. You need to be a better person. 4

Dying wont make you a better person. And if you die, then your child will never know his father, and your girlfriend will be heartbroken. If she's even pregnant, and if you really are dating her. Not that I care, but your kid (if it exsists, and if it's yours) deserves to know who his father was, and not the niceties people will tell the kid when you die. 5

3. Who will take care of your dog Poe? If you still have him now that is. Much as I dislike you, I would hate to see Poe suffer for you dying. 6

4. Dying in a gang (if you still are in the Crips) is never cool. 7

I wouldnt be surprised if you died this way, but it is selfish and uncool. You would only be another statistic by dying this way, and just another reason for me to say 'I told you so'. 8

5. Some one else will play Corey Taylor at Woods of Terror. 9

And that would be an absolute disgrace because you were the greatest Corey Taylor who ever worked in a Haunted House. Which isnt saying much because I think Woods Of Terror was the only haunted house to feature Slipknot. 10

6. I dont want you haunting me. 11

You stalk me enough in reality, and I dont want to deal with you when your dead. And that also means I'm not going back out with you when I'm dead. I'm going to have Satan put you on 'lake of fire' cleaning duty. Cause you know Satan is more my friend than yours. 12

7. Someone who get the chance to fix your beat up old truck and make it look decent. 13

and not the eyesore it is now. I mean, I begged you to get a new car and you never would, even though I know and you know that you could afford a newer car. One that didnt break down every 2 weeks and cost you close to a thousand dollars to fix. You're going to throw all that away? 14

8. You know you would miss siccing your friends on every little blog I make that might just include your name. 15

I mean, really. You cant be that childish in death. Satan wont give you enough time to be that absolutely childish. Not that you would be able to contact your friends to get them to comment my blog when you're dead. 16

9. Someone would miss you. 17

The family you havent estranged? The girls you cheated on me with? Oh, I know.... the girls you havent managed to sleep or flirt with! They'd be better off not knowing you, but... I dont control the brainwashed females you seem to attract. 18

10. I have not managed to lure *coughs* I mean, ask you to... *sighs* fine, I have not managed to lure you and the conniving back stabbing *blanks* I call my enemies, onto a bus with one of the girls (Courtney) tied to the front seat with a brick on the gas pedal and managed to drive and all those lovely 'friends' off the edge of the grand canyon. 19

Because you know that you are right up there on my hate list with Courtney, and the grand canyon gets hundreds of deaths every year, most of which are suicides.