1. I wouldn't actually get to see my ten year high school reunion when the jocks who I hate come back fat, and the popular girls who act like sluts are too primped up with their too high wedges and little doggies in their purse, and become the trophy wives we all see. I wouldn't get to see my friends and their careers, their kids, their homes, their futures. I wouldn't be able to show up successful and proud of what I'm going to do and where I am going to go. I mean honestly, everyone lives for that day when the people who annoy them get their butts handed to them on a silver embarrassment platter right?1
2. I want to see who my siblings marry, I want to see their kids, I want to make their kids like their Aunt better then they like their parents because I'm the cool one. I want to see the day when you put all the childish fights behind you and you move forward, like my parents with their siblings. The way they act like they never had anything against each other at all. The day the pettiness fades away. 2
3. Because honestly, I'm not keen on going to hell for my death. I wonder what he'd torture me with, endless math problems? Putting a piece of paper and pen in front of me just too far out of reach? Hell doesn't sound fun. So that's a No Thank You.3
4. I want to see the demise of McDonald's and the Fast Food Chains. Who wants to be outlived by food that causes death? I don't, honestly, imagine the day all over the world when demolishing crews are ready to push down on the handle that will ignite the dynamite and cause every fast food station to blow up into small little tiny pieces. 4
5. I would never get to see the day when I never had to take math class again. I would be stuck at 13, in eighth grade forever. TORTURE CHAMBER!!! Come on, I at least want to make it to HIGH SCHOOL! 5
6. College Acceptance letters, I've been dreaming about the day the big envelope is put in my hands to where ever I am going to go. Preferably Yale. The day I run down my street and up to my friend, KT and Carrie and scream I GOT IN! The day that proves that I've been working hard for a reason.6
7. Because I haven't made the world take notice yet, I haven't done anything. I want to be something. I want to be a writer. Seven is because I haven't written my name down in the history books yet, IN PEN! Because I'm not yet remembered.7
8. Because Miley Cyrus has to go out sometime, people have to realize she's got no talent some day right? I refuse to die before that day. I will not let her career out live me!!!!8
9. Because they haven't finished making the HARRY POTTER MOVIES!!!! Who doesn't want to see Radcliffe make voldy go moldy? Harry Potter is not done for me, not until the credits role on The second part of the Deathly Hallows. 9
10. Because I have a list of things I need to do before I die, because I haven't done one thing on that list yet. I need to finish that list. I'm not ready to die. I'm just not. I'm thirteen, I have too much to live for to let someone or something petty make me feel like I don't.10
Those are the ten reasons I have to live.11
Oh and this would be 11. BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHO BLOWS UP IN CRIMINAL MINDS AND JIM HASN'T PROPOSED TO PAM YET!
Author notes
Why I wouldn't want to live.
1. Because the world's going to implode and it would really blow to be alive on that day.
2. miley cyrus is making music
3. Miley cyrus thinks she can make music
4. Because we all know China's going to take over the world with their millions of people.
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- Your Reasons To Live by Robin Omallia.
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#9 was funny, but my favorite was 4. Great work! Excellant detail and descripiton!
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lol but China taking over the world? NOT HAPPENING xP
And yes Miley Cyrus thinks she can make music
This is what pure humor is
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That was very good. I like and agree with your Miley Cyrus ones.
Haha.
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this is awesome! you're freakin hilarious >u<
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I know! Thanks Lise your comment meant the world to me. lol. I kinda want school to start so I can see you all again, but then again it's school... ech with a side of ick.
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these made me crack up, but it made me think at the same time (idk how to explain??!?!?) but i loved it a bunch!!! a lovely list of why a thirteen year old loves her life. excellent.
tsarina ♥
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I know! Miley Cyrus can't sing! My cuz likes her music but I hate it.
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WHO DOESN'T HATE MILEY CYRUS!?! I mean honestly someone needs to take her fridging camera AWAY from that girl, and maybe her voice box too.
oh wait just stick her and the cast of HSM and Justin Timberlake/camp rock cast/ annoying disney music mogels on an island with micheal jackson and make a reality t.v show about who lasts the longest without jumping off a cliff or trying to swim away.
that's the only way they'd ever interest me!
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Micheal Jackson?! OMG!! Hide me! That freak.
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omg i know he danced on top of his limo at his court procession for MOLESTING!?! wtf? SUCH A FREAK!
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These are fabulous reasons to live... I agree with you on Miley Cyrus though... That's a reason I need to include on my 'Reasons To Die" list.
Bravo!
Laura x
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Haha I like your reasons not to live
But a really well written piece I liked it!
*KT*
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Hey, I LOVE these reasons!
If you do not win, then the judge is f'n delusional! I love the Harry Potter movie thing! <3
Lulz. We share the same interests.
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THANK YOU!
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