Little Blue Pill of DOOM Ch 12

Little Blue Pill Of DOOM!1

WARNING: Contains Yaoi, boyxboy sex-making, and uhm... Oh yeah, incest too! Uchihacest, to be more precise. Yep, you guessed it! It's another ItachiXSasuke fic from me! If this kind of thing offends you, then please refrain from reading, and kindly hit the back button! Have a sexy day!2

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, or anything associated with it. That's all Masashi Kishimoto's fault; blame him, not me. Uhm... I barely even own this fic, okies?3

Chapter 12:4

Deidara was back in his room, angrier than ever. He had just seen his best friend lie to him, and the two hottest guys he'd ever seen go at it. He really didn't like Sasuke as much as he cared for Itachi. It kind of hurt him that the Uchiha would lie to him like that.5

'It's not Sasuke's fault, but I have to do something to get rid of him, un! And fast... Didn't he mention Sasori saying something about calling- That's it! The police! I could give them an anonymous tip, yeah... That could work. But I'd feel bad betraying Itachi like that. It would just make things more complicated, and I don't want to hurt him anymore. I should just stay out of their way, from now on. He obviously doesn't want me, un. And I don't want to intrude on those two...'6

He ended his mental argument with himself, as he drifted slowly into unconsciousness.7

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"Good morning, foolish otouto," Itachi greeted his loving eyes with his signature poke to the forehead. he only did that with people he cared about, and it was suppsoed to be a thing between just him and his little brother. But Sasuke wondered if maybe he did it with other people, when he was alone with them...9

"Morning, 'Tachi."10

They got up and got to the kitchen for breakfast. Itachi usually cooked, but Deidara had already set everything up for them.11

"I hope you like omelettes yeah," The blodne smiled perkily. "I didn't know what you liked in your omelettes but I do kind of know what foods you guys like so... Sasuke-kun, I put tomatoes in yours, and Itachi-danna I left yours plain, because I know you like to keep everything simple. As for me... I like chocolate, yeah!"12

Sasuke made a face. "A chocolate omelette?! Ewwww!"13

"No, un. Don't be ridiculous, yeah. Chocolate pancakes... Want some, un?"14

"Sure, I'll take one."15

Itachi just sat there and let the two of them figure it out. He did have to go to work in a little while. Someone had to pay the bills.16

The three of them sat in the kitchen in silence. Sasuke glanced at the clock, and jumped up in a frenzied panic from the table. "I'm gonna be late for school! Bye Dei, thanks for breakfast!" He scrambled for the door. "See ya, Nii-san. Love you!"17

"Wait a minute, foolish little brother..."18

"What is it? I'm gonna be late!"19

"Aren't you forgetting something? You don't go to school any longer, Sasu-chan. I told you, I am going to homeschool you."20

"Oh yeah," He sat back down and calmly finished his breakfast. "But how are we going to afford that, aniki?"21

"I was just thinking about that. We have a good bit of money in the bank that Kaa-san and Tou-san put aside for your college. But you could always get a scholarship or a loan for that, it's no big deal."22

He thought it over for a moment. "You're right, nii-san. We can just use that money..."23

Deidara hated having to watch the two lovers interact. Sometimes, when it was like this, they reminded him of Sasori. Or the old days with him and Itachi, back when they used to be...24

"Well, I'll get started on the dishes, un."25

"Thank you for breakfast, Dei-chan. But let Sasuke do the dishes. You've done enough."26

"Right," He smirked, when the raven-haired boy rolled his eyes and got up to do as implied. "Where are you going, Itachi-sama?"27

"To work."28

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Deidara didn't like the idea of being stuck in this house all day long with Sasuke. In fact, the thought was downright scary! What were they supposed to do now? It was boring...30

All in all, he wasn't a bad kid. They'd found out that they even shared an interest in watching the same kind of TV shows. The two of them sat on the couch together, with Deidara acting as Sasuke's temporary babysitter.31

"So uhm..." The young Uchiha blushed when he saw that their couch was still flipped over on it's back. He and Itachi had been too tired after that to fix it. "Help me fix the couch? I don't think I can do it on my own..."32

"Sure, un. It did take two people to flip it over, after all yeah. So it only makes sense that you'll need two to pick it up again."33

Soon the pair of them were no longer disucssing the awkwardness of yesterday. Instead, they were watching TV together, sitting on the same couch that they-34

"What was it like?" Sasuke asked out of nowhere, as the idiot box shown with it's bright colors reflecting on the opposite wall behind them.35

"Hm? What was what like, yeah?"36

"You and my brother..." He sounded almost hurt. "Back when you two-"37

"It's nothing to be worried about, Sasuke-kun. What Itachi-sama and I had was just... Temporary. Like anything."38

"Are you saying what I have with him might be temporary?" Sasuke felt sick to his stomach.39

He watched with limited interest as the soft blonde hair bounced along one shoulder, when the man shrugged. He was beautiful. "Who knows, un? I mean it's hard to tell with him. But I'm sure he cares for you, yeah. I wouldn't worry about it." Deidara felt he should changed the subject and quick. "So what are you going to do all day yeah?"40

"I don't know... I thought about maybe just sitting around. I don't think Itachi-nii gave me any chores to do today. And since I don't have to go to school..."41

"Make sense, yeah. So... Do you wanna make out?"42

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Itachi wasn't sure how things would be when he got home. Work was boring and uneventful, to say the least.44

'Another day, another dollar...' He thought. 'Hn. More like penny. At this rate, I can't afford to let those two stay with me much longer!'45

He had received his paycheck today, and it was lacking, as usual. He'd never told Sasuke this, but he had always had to rake and scrape just to make ends meet. He didn't want his younger sibling getting a job when he should be focusing on school. And now that they were fucking, he couldn't afford for his little slave to allow anyone to get wise to what was going on.46

On his way home, he'd parked his red sprts car at one of the gas pumps, and stopped in at the gas station to fill up his tank. He bought a few things, the things he normally got; condoms, lubricant, tylenol, a lottery ticket, and three bottles of sake. Well okay, he normally got two bottles every pay day, but now that Deidara was there, he didn't want to leave him out.47

Whistling a tune he wasn't sure he even knew, Itachi made his way back out to his car. He was stunned to see a short lithe redheaded boy leaning on the hood of his car.48

"Who are you?"49

"My name is Gaara," He pronounced each word with a vengenace, and his raspy voice seemed almost deliberate in it's tone. "No last name, just Gaara. I was sent by someone you know, and I think you know who that is."50

"Let me guess..." He sighed and rolled his eyes, before going back to his task of refilling his gas tank. Itachi chose to disregard the fact that the boy was perched atop his hood. "Sasori-baka sent you?"51

"Yes, Sasori-danna sent me. Do you know why I'm here?"52

Itachi had already managed to fill up his car during the next long awkward silence that followed. he casually walked around, before gripping Gaara's throat and pressing him backwards onto the hood of his mazda. "I don't know, and I don't care. But you'd better get out of here right now. Unless you want to end up limping back to wherever it is you came from. Do you understand me?"53

He let go of him, and the boy squirmed away, not seeming phased by his actions. "Fine. But Sasori-danna said you have two days left. What will your choice be?"54

"I don't think that's any of your concern. Get lost."55

Itachi snarled, as he slammed the red polished car door, started the engine, and hauled ass out of there. He wasn't at all happy about the way things were turning out. Before he had a chance to leave, he noticed the boy getting into a van with another older redheaded man. But it wasn't Sasori. No, this guy had strange piercings all over his face. It was definetely odd...56

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When he walked in the door, the two who were on the couch jumped slightly at the sight of him. Itachi looked pissed, and truthfully he had a good reason to be. Each of them had their hands on the other's exposed crotch.58

"Aniki, wait," Sasuke called to him, as he brushed past them and headed to his room. "I can explain, we just-"59

"It's fine, Sasuke-kun. Really. I just want to change clothes. You two continue what you were doing. I am sorry for interrupting you."60

Deidara smiled at the thought of practically being given permission to screw around with Sasuke. It was delightful! There was no way he would turn them in now...61

"Sorry Dei. I know Itachi-nii said we could but... It just doesn't feel right. We should stop."62

His heart sank. He was so close to finally being allowed to top someone. That was something he'd never experienced. "It's okay, un. I know." There, that should cover up any feelings he might have had about-63

Suddenly the young boy's arms were around him, just hugging him for a second, before Sasuke took off after his brother.64

When he came into the room, Itachi was already changing. He zipped up his pants just as the door opened. He turned to see a glorious sight. His sexy little brother, wearing only a T-shirt, with a huge erection and a blush spread across his face. It was so cute...65

"Can I help you, Sasu-chan?"66

"Yeah, I think you can aniki..."67

He found himself being shoved backwards on the bed. For once, Sasuke was taking the initiative to sleep with him. He was surprised, to say the least. His back met the nice soft bed, and he sighed longingly.68

"As much as I would love to pound the fuck out of you right now," He began. "I really am tired from working all day. But we can have fun later, otouto. Why don't you get Deidara-chan to help you out with that?"69

Sasuke's eyes watered up at his words, but he tried his best not to show it. "Ita-nii! I don't want Dei-chan! I want youuuuu..." He whined like a spoiled child.70

"I said no, otouto. But later, okay?"71

In truth it was more because he felt guilty about what he would have to do. Itachi knew that he would have to loan Sasuke to Sasori. He would have no choice, in the end. He really wanted to have Sasuke all to himself, without all this mess. But he knew Sasori would not stop, no matter what he did. Even if Deidara went back to him, he wouldn't.72

Getting off the bed his little brother had so kindly pushed him onto, Itachi walked out into the living room. Deidara was still watching television, and trying not to be obnoxious for once. He smiled at him, before sitting next to him.73

'Why are they sitting together?' Sasuke wondered, in his mind. He would never voice his jealousy out loud. 'Does Itachi feel more for Deidara than he does for me? I love him but... It's obvious he's jsut using me for my body.'74

"I'm going to Naruto's," He stated angrily, heading for the door, only to be yanked backwards by the collar of his shirt. He fell right into Itachi's lap, which was the last place he wanted to be. "Hey! Let go, nii-san!"75

"I told you, Sasu-chan. You are not allowed to go anywhere. How foolish of you..."76

"Fuck you."77

"Not yet," He smirked. Itachi had won. This time.78

Sasuke blushed and looked from his to Deidara. The room was silent, and he was being held down by his older brother's firm grip. He really wanted to leave, but he knew Itachi was paranoid about him going anywhere, for some reason.79

"So..." Itachi began, looking at both of his two 'hostages'. "Have you two eaten anything today? It's almost six o'clock..."80

"I completely forgot about that, yeah! But now that you mentioned food, I really am hungry..."81

"Me too." Sasuke chimed in.82

"Good, so let's order pizza," He noticed Sasuke's eyes light up at his words. His brother loved anything with tomatoes in it. "What kind do you want, otouto?"83

Sasuke thought for a minute before replying. "Why don't you ask Deidara-kun? I'm sure he knows what he wants..." This was going to be a long rest of the evening...84

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