Stoopid + Funny=EPIC!=This story (which doesn't even need to be said)

The Chibi-Megleg Collaboration.1

Indeed.2

It was a dark and stormy night, just like any other dark and stormy night from those faery tale books you read when its dark and stormy (and you are very sad face. Having one of those FEOs (in case you haven’t heard, this is a Female Emotional Outbreak), Haruka Tsukizami decided to have some bovine strawberry flavoured goodness. And that’s when Fang appears in this story. 3

Fang was out (what was he doing?) eating tacos at Ichiraku’s (Yes, Ichirakus has diversified their menu to have Mexican goodness) and got drunk on rootbeer (Chibi lives to tell of this experience). And thus, believing Haruka’s bathroom window to be Creed (The Creed from Kitsunwarai network, as opposed to Creed: Queen Asherah’s lackey), he smashed it in and fell into Haruka’s bathtub, which fortunately, she was not in. Akihiro would have skinned that man alive if this was so. So Fang has made an appearance (in case you didn’t feel like reading that whole long paragraph) and now we shall leave him to sober up in Haruka’s bathtub ).4

Meanwhile, Haruka is starting to freak out due to the weird moanings and hysteric laughs coming from her bathroom. Not the kind that usually come from one’s bathroom; these were different. So she called Akihiro her love, and asked him to check out her bathroom (she’s too pansy to do it herself). 5

Just to let you know, Sakumo is getting into a fight with Rei about who’s hotter (Rei wins, thus declares Topleaka + her dead pony). But they are on the other side of town, so we will let the Raidenblade decide things on its own (and no one cares about them )6

While we’re on the other side of town (on a magical adventure!) we might as well mention that Naruto and Hinata were on a heavy date. A very very hot date. Yes, Naru Hina lives. No, not Sasu Naru. NARU HINA DANG IT! That’s when the Mafia decides to attack. Fortunately, Hinata’s byakugan saw it, and Naruto beat up the Mafia and saved the day and carried Hinata away bridal style into the full moon (NO HOTEL ROOMS! Bad Naruto!). And Neji knew nothing about it. This was because Tenten was slow dancing with him during Green Day’s concert. Because that is hardcore and they could. They’re ninjas, remember. 7

Anyways, back to Haruka’s bathroom. At this point, Akihiro arrives at Haruka’s place (oh boi, htat can’t be misinterpreted…). He picked up MEGAN SHANEY NEY because her car broke down and she called him on her cell phone. And spoiled the romantic moment. So Haruka got upset because her first impression was that Akihiro was hooked u pwiht MEGAN SHANEY NEY since they were playing Rhianna in the car. And you all know what that means… So she threw a boot thru Akihiro’s windshield before the mistake was rectified. AND MEGAN SHANEYNEY got a broken nose, had to go thte emergency room and DIED. But by the time Akihiro and Haruka got back from the Morgue, they were um…happy again. And ready to tackle the problem of the weird laughter in Haruka’s bathroom. 8

We are all amazed Fang isn’t dead at this point as well. 9

In fact, he’s sleeping in a full bathtub with his head under the water. You see, Haruka had been planning to take a bath and filled the bath with lotsa bubbles. So when Fang woke up, he would smell very nice. But the point is, there are so many bubbles in the tub, that you can’t tell that anyone’s in it. Except for the Fang shaped hole in the bubbles. That makes it very awkward indeed. And the other problem is that Patience locked the door in from the inside (he wanted a bath too). So Akihiro would have to become a catburglar (friendly, but stil la catburglar) to find out who was in Haruka’s bathroom. And by this point, its 1:00 in the morning. So its rather frightening…AND A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT!!!! 10

So now what?11

Thanks a lot, Chibichanga. You aren’t reading me any more lines. So maybe now MEGAN SHANEY NEY shall arise from the dead. No, never mind. Shino shows up! With Megumi! Alright, so, Shino + Megumi came from preventing Naruto from renting a hotel room for the night (WITH NEJI…Oh, wait. Neji and Naruto were trying to rent hotel rooms. As in , Neji with Tenten, and Naruto with Hinata. Just to clarify. As if we should really clarify this. And Shikamaru just wanted a hotel room for himself because going home wastoo troublesome. And Chouji says HIiiiiIi *muffle muffle* NOMNOMNOM) 12

Shino and Megumi show up. At Haruka’s house. But there is some terrible confusion, because there are two people sitting on Haruka’s roof, staring down the chimneys. So Megumi points her finger and yells, “CHIMNEY PEERS!!!!!!!!!!!!! ” While shino blinks, and Megleg asks what the heck a chimney peer is. Chibi says she has no clue. It just sounded awesome and epic. Anyways, the two chimney peers lit up…I mean, look up, and Megumi instantly accuses on e fo the them of cosplaying as her. And doing a really bad job, considering she/he was wearing black robes/the wrong costume. The headband was aroundher forhead. And it had a gem in it. Just to let you know. By now, you have probably figured out that this is Megumi Aburakoji, as opposed to Megumi Fudegawa, as opposed to Megumi Aburame. See the difference? HUH? 13

The other chimney peer is KAZU!!!! (fan girl glomp) who instantly jumps down the chimney (because he’s magical like that) and lands in Haruka’s fireplace , which had a fire lit because Haruka was planning a romantic moment (never mind the creeper laughs from the said bathroom). Megumi Aburakoji hears Kazu’s final agonizing scream and instantly accuses Megumi Aburame (whose not even here!) of murdering him. (chibi: Oh, I mean whoever’s on the ground, whether that be Aburame or Fudegawa. Apparently, its Fudegawa) 14

So there is a Megumi fight as Shino lets himself in the front door and spoils for the second time Haruka’s planned romantic moment, which made her very sad face; indeed. (Chibi: It’s a dark and stormy night tonight. Just to let you know.) And fang’s still in the bathtub. And Kazu looks like aburned up Santa Claus. That makes Megleg mucho happy face; and totally makes sense. UMMMMM lets seeee……………. Stop recording everything I say! I’m not a ******** whatever that word was that Megleg doesn’t know and can’t spell. Alright, Chibi’ll spellit for you. S-T-E-N-O-G-R-A-P-H-E-R. Someone who can write as fast as you can talk. And that is totally not Megleg, because she types slow. 15

STORY TIME!!! OHBOI! Akihiro, sick of the disruption of his romantic moment attempts with Haruka decides to break down the bathroom door and ditch the intruder, in hopes of making everyojne else magically disappear. So he can be alone with Haruka. At 2 in the morning? No BEDROOMS INVOVLED! Just to clarify. Chibi + Megleg are G rated! Or, maybe PG. Or ok, PG 13. Just no XXX or NC17. 16

But when Aki kun breaks down Haruka’s bathroom door, he finds the avengers of Kitsunwarai Inc. having a BBQ with Manuel + Eron from Eden! And Aki kun was sad because 1) he didn’t get BBQ and 2) they stole his cool name Kitsunwarai. So Aki chan, in a royal rage, grabbed a broom and shooed everyone out EXCEPT FANG who was still miraculously alive at the bottom of the bathtub. So the problem was technically not resolved. EPIC FAIL. 17

So finally, the UFFCI (United Fantasy and Fiction Characters Internation) set up a FANG REMOVAL COMMITTEE (codename FRC, so creative) comprised of Tatsuya Ijiri, Britteni Manson, Lionel James, Joanie Dark, and someone from Naruto (aka. ROCK LEE (aka Megleg’s true love after KIBS)) to figure out how to get Fang Take*bunny*a out of Haruka Tsukizami’s bathtub. It took them a while because Rock Lee insisted that Fang’s being at the bottom of tha bathtub was, as you guess, very youthful, and was a sport (tub diving) he was attempting to do himself. Sakura’s bathtub? Who knows, who cares? 18

Anyways, after 5 years (Aki and Haru have babies at this point ) some budget cuts and a lot of red tape (AND DUCT TAPE!!!0 the FRC finally scraped Fang out of Haruka’s bathtub, where he had become like algi to the walls. Naruto and Hinata finally got a hotel room (THEY WERE MARRIED) as did Neji and Tenten (Married too) And Shino + Megumi ddin’t stop them. And there were lots of babies. Kazu magically revived and went on a witch hunt for Aya Umitake (shes’ a witch! Burn her!) who was currently hacking it out with Aya Uchiha who was a little too similar to her. ONLY 1 DARK CHILD IN THIS WORLD IS ALLOWED!!!!! >19

So……..Chibi and megleg needed to start a new story! One that doesn’t involve drunken fang, haruka’s bathtub, or hotel rooms, or chimney peeps. Oh, sorry, peers. The next one should have chimney peeps, and hip hop, and the dead ponies. And MEGAN SHANEYNEY. 20