Give Head to the Dead

The zombies have taken over and made their demands. They are tired of getting no sweet lovin' due to their dreadfully horrifying looks. So they have order the world's population to present them with the world's sexiest woman, ready and willing to perform sexual acts with them. The U.N. has no sanctioned a special committee to form an undefeatable team of prostitutes to save the remainder of the human population from the zombies. The code name for this mission: Give Head to the Dead. 1

Four foxy ladies were recruited by the committee. The first was Tongue Tango Mango, a lively whore from the aid ridden streets of L.A. Her specialty was oral and believe me, it was her thing. The second was a cute little Asian girl, Jubli Mubli. She was the tit fuck queen, quite the astounding feat for one of a genetically challenged breast size. Out third heroin was from Moscow. Her name was Bear Underwear, her game, not shaving...2

Finally, the leader of the GHD Squad, the world's most voluptuous slut, Hillary Clinton. Not a man nor woman nor animal alive who could resist her fine ass in tight little skirt. She was the culmination of everything sexual. The team had been assembled and their first mission was to entertain and group of frat zombies, shouldn't be too difficult. 3

The whores arrived at the party at nine o'clock, they were told to be there by eight. Being fashionably late was a major part of operation Give Head to the Dead. It back fired though, the lateness greatly angered the zombies and they turned to violence. The pinned Ms.Clinton to the floor and sucked out her lungs through her vagina. Then they all crawled up inside it and declared it a little fort. They hung a sign on her nipples that read: No Girls Allowed!4

The whores were being terrorized then Bruce Campbell came in and blew all the zombies into a million pieces.5

"Boo! That movie sucked!" yelled the angry viewers. "The same damn thing happens in every zombie movie!" People began to throw assorted items at the drive-in screen. "Make something original why dont'cha?!" 6

"Let's go home Mike."7

"Yeah Bob, I'm tired of watching shitty movies."8

"Ooo, can we watch When Harry Met Sally when we get home?!"9

"Sure thing Bob, I'm in for some classic cinema anyway."10

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*I do enjoi zombie flicks and do not mean to bash them but this was the best ending I could come up with so late. Yes, this story could have been much better. 12